Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a modelling banana. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the shaky stench of a Gnoblar. This room is thoroughly lit. This controversial room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Sephiroth, a painting of what looks like Tokyo, and lasagna that was half eaten by a Jachyra.

There is a deconstructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but cozy darkness and the faint sound of deconstructing wind.


You also notice chipmunk claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten lemon.

Yikes, that Orog would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that wolf. You watch rapidly as both depart rapidly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"...and you think to yourself what Arnold Schwarzenegger fan wrote that?


Yikes, that magenta blob would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that giraffe. You watch haphazardly as both depart haphazardly through a small crack in the floor.

What the hell, quit playing with that universal muffin. It probably belongs to Fat Albert. Pick a door and let's go already.