Game:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a deliberating banana. Once in this room you notice scotch stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the eerie stench of a television executive. This room is riotously lit. This trusty room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Albert Camus, a painting of what looks like Lesotho, and french fry that was half eaten by a tavern of space invaders.
You see one salamander perched in the rinsing cut-rate chandelier, and you wonder how the What the hell it got up there.
On top of the sumptuous stench there is an odor of ham coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To sum up, you wonder if Dracula is cooking it, or is it a Gollum golem using food to lure you?
There are alligator skins and skins floating in a tetrachloroethylene-filled cauldron by the despicable fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why does my life suck so much?"...and you think to yourself what Macbeth fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Elf would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that elk. You watch shyly as both depart shyly through a small crack in the floor.
Before long, a Slith could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.