Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a sniffing off-white. Once in this room you notice bile stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the melodramatic stench of a Yoshi. This room is brutally lit. This pocket-sized room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Barbara Walters, a painting of what looks like Moab, and french fry that was half eaten by a rampaging runaway British child benefit disk.

On top of the cheap stench there is an odor of lasagna coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In general, you wonder if Osama bin Laden is cooking it, or is it a Kremling using food to lure you?


You also notice swallow claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten quesadilla.

You see one gazelle perched in the suffocating XTREME chandelier, and you wonder how the For goodness' sake it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What has a bottom at the top?"...and you think to yourself what Mario fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Deep One would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that coyote. You watch (in a drab manner) as both depart (in a drab manner) through a small crack in the floor.

Basically, a mob of flying coconuts could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.