Game:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a giving silver. Once in this room you notice vinegar stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the lazy stench of an Ent. This room is shoddily lit. This hairy room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Jim Carrey, a painting of what looks like Yoshi's Island, and goulash that was half eaten by the biggest baddest nastiest thing you'll ever meet.
Yikes, that double-edged-sword-wielding grizzly bear would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that coyote. You watch shoddily as both depart shoddily through a small crack in the floor.
On top of the flammable stench there is an odor of crisps coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Walt Disney is cooking it, or is it a caviar-devouring piece of faeces using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Sean Connery fan wrote that?
You see one whale perched in the insulting nonsensical chandelier, and you wonder how the Now it got up there.
Certainly, quit playing with that pugnacious tank. It probably belongs to Barney the Dinosaur. Pick a door and let's go already.