Uncyclopedia:VFH/archive11

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Martina Hingis

Vote: Martina Hingis	Score: 15 letters of adoration
Nomination:	Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16	Featured —rc (t) 05:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC) nom Saw this on pee review and loved it. I believe it was also in PLS. Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC) for That is hilarious! Subtle and yet, frightening. --Smrt-guy 18:36, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For One of my very favorite articles from the Poo Lit. I thought for sure it would thrash the hell out of my article, but it didn't. And that's something of a shame. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:20, 30 March 2007 (UTC) Self-for. A lot of work went into this article. I got through three pairs of binoculars for a start. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 21:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC) -Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:28, 30 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 23:49, 30 March 2007 (UTC) Oh my. » His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 08:13, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For stalking greatness! Kenvalyi 15:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For Winstanley1 15:16, 1 April 2007 (UTC) For. It's so obsessive it's scary! -TKF 17:56, 1 April 2007 (UTC) Very For - Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 20:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC) Killer captions. --So So 13:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC) For --Don alun 18:37, 2 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:20, 2 April 2007 (UTC) This is awesome. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 18:10, 5 April 2007 (UTC) For. Fantastic. I'm glad I eventually got around to reading this. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against it's so obbssessivve that it's scary!!!Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Walgreens Drug Store

Vote: Walgreens Drug Store	Score: 13 Capitalistic Vampires on Methamphetamines
Nomination:	- jack mort \| cunt \| talk - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16	Featured —Braydie 08:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Nom and For I don't know if this was nominated before, if it was why did it not feature? anyone who's ever worked for a retail monster can relate - jack mort \| cunt \| talk - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC) For If it's not Walmart, it's Walgreens. --Hanyouman 05:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC) For --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC) For --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 18:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC) For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC) For —Braydie 19:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC) For Needs a tidy up with the images, but enough to make me laugh, and I've never heard of them. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC) For. Sucks, in a good way --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:21, 16 March 2007 (UTC) For I used to work at a Walgreens. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC) FORE! I like it! - Enzo Aquarius 21:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, Might as well since it is forgotten 'bout. 00:21, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For Mhaille never hearing of Walgreens. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 05:26, 28 March 2007 (UTC) Fur, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:14, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For, per Zombiebaron. --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:43, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:14, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against Surely we have better targets to make fun of then this?--Agh 04:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC) against. the intro kills it. gosh zillacorrespondence 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC) --Kelpan 21:41, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	C☭MMENT, I redid the images in question. Better but not great. 01:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé

Score: +13.5 Stolen Mattel Merchandise

Featured —rc (t) 07:32, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Nom and For A clever take on Barbie I always knew she was bad news.--Gaberou 01:39, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For. If not for because I recorded the audio for it and thought it was good. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 02:17, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 17:41, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Uncle J 19:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:35, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:03, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:13, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:20, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:23, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R Hehehe Fou -Lu Fou-Lu 23:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For my name maybe Ken, but unlike my namesake, I am anatomically correct. --Kenvalyi 02:54, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Against It's good, but not featured article-good. --Mustkillroy
Against I agree with Mustkillroy. --Grandfunkr 12:22, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Against SUCKS!!!!. --64.75.74.10 12:23, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Weak For It's not that bad, not bad enough for me to vote against it.--Dr. Fenwick 00:59, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Against --Agh 17:04, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
For. --Emmzee 00:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
For, and let it be known that this will probably be the last conventionally featured article without that freaky voting table. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Against » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:47, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
For It's alright. Lt. Wyoming 21:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Neutralizing the "Alces alces", Haze1956 14:06, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
For Robertodole 22:06, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe

	Score: 14 Extra Special Characters
Nomination:	RabbiTechno 12:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14	Featured —rc (t) 07:08, 3 April 2007 (UTC) One of the finest articles I've read in a while. RabbiTechno 14:16, 28 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 20:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC) Per ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 01:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For. InfiniteMonkey 03:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:53, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For. User:Solar penguin/sig 07:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 15:42, 28 March 2007 (UTC) FOR Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:03, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For That's well funny! -- Hindleyite Converse 19:31, 28 March 2007 (UTC) Extra Strength Tylenol For This is good! -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 22:49, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:52, 29 March 2007 (UTC) For -- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 22:47, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:07, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

The Consumerist

Vote: The Consumerist	Score: 20.5 anti-capitalist rants
Nomination:	Mhaille 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 20.5	Featured —rc (t) 06:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC) nomandfor - Sheer Tompkins Brilliance. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For I would have nommed this myself, but I'm notoriously lazy. And also cute. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:18, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For The sidebar alone is worth the shot. Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC) afouhafo[pshjjg[pi9sZJGHap[iojjfg]pojdfhilpjn(sic) Weasel 3689 23:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 23:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For Fou-Lu 02:48, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC) Brilliant. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 06:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For —Braydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For Excellence Kenvalyi 15:54, 31 March 2007 (UTC) Whoa man. -- Hindleyite Converse 16:17, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For Can you also make a reskin to go with it? --General Insineratehymn 19:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For. The page looks amazing and the text doesn't let it down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:59, 31 March 2007 (UTC) For. 80.192.247.120 15:10, 1 April 2007 (UTC) ForOMGROFLAMAO This should be a project page, but a featured article will suffice as proper recognition. --Agoistheman 17:08, 1 April 2007 (UTC) Not Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC) Not Again. ~ 20:04, 1 April 2007 (UTC) HITLER SAYS YES!, Hitler! 22:21, 1 April 2007 (UTC) Hahaha- I clicked the article thinking it was some tired communist joke, I was pleasantly surprised.Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:15, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Weasel:wtf?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC) Much credit and thanks to Braydie, who ended up writing just about half of the article with me - Also, of course, the Academy. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC) :D —Braydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC) I unknowingly helped over IRC with the World of Warcraft part, although i said he was a level 70. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC) Didn't want to make him too good :) t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:38, 31 March 2007 (UTC) I'm pretty sure the bunny's duracell.

Adolf Hitler

	Score: 13.5 minority groups eradicated
Nomination:	I nominate this article Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15.5	Featured —Braydie 10:24, 31 March 2007 (UTC) I am nominating this article due to visibility, humor and origninality. Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC) Yeah, sure. Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 00:01, 26 March 2007 (UTC) I love the pictures in this article, especially the melon fuherer Weasel 3689 03:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC) emc's work in wikifying and improving this article must not be ignored. However, because it is a Hitler article, it MUST be protected or at least semi-protected upon being featured so that gobshites can't fiddle with it. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 03:35, 26 March 2007 (UTC) Great darts. I never knew Adie H was such an adorable person. The pictures are fantastic too. Billsheppard 11:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 19:57, 26 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC) For Capercorn 01:34, 27 March 2007 (UTC) For L 03:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC) For. It's actually a funny Hitler article! User:Solar penguin/sig 11:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC) FOR!!!! --My sides are splitting... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.49.250.152 (talk • contribs) diff FOR -- Brillaince -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH15:18, 28 March 2007 (UTC) FOR Absolutely brilliant. It is so easy to stuff articles like this up. But this was genuinely funny. A classic! Nice pics too. Marto 85 15:39, 30 March 2007 (UTC) FOR "I can't believe it's not Hitler" got me from the start. BRILLIANT!!!Lord Gneo 19:24, 30 March 2007 (UTC) for - lawl Pcgamermofo 23:40, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	As much as I love Hitler (and hey, who doesn't?), this page needs an editor. Most of what's there is pretty good, but the sheer volume overwhelms. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:02, 26 March 2007 (UTC) against. I agree that it needs to be edited down, a lot of it is unfunny randomness. InfiniteMonkey 03:10, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	For the record, the "acid" mentioned that he was supposedly on was actually mustard gas that he was really exposed to during WWI. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 03:56, 28 March 2007 (UTC) ya if all the amphetamines dont count Weasel 3689 01:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Vote: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement	Score: 13 delicious burritos FOR ONLY $0.99!!!
Nomination:	A great article, runner up in the most recent PLS
For Votes: 14	Featured —rc (t) 07:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 04:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC) --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 07:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC) FOR ONLY $0.99 Weasel 3689 08:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 21:08, 18 March 2007 (UTC) After agonizing week after week in English class, waiting for everyone in the class to understand what a thesis was and how one was made, where I had already grasped this fairly simple concept in the grade previous. As a side note, more recently everyone had forgotten what a thesis was in class. But I'm rambling. This is good. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 03:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC) For. Should be distributed to all schools, everywhere, as it couldn't possibly lower the standard of edumacation. --El Zoof 04:40, 20 March 2007 (UTC) 4 Utterly brilliant, even when presented to a critical audience such as my AP English class. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 16:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For, even though I don't like Taco Bell. Nice "subliminal messaging". --Andorin Kato 01:16, 21 March 2007 (UTC) Haha. --KATIE!! 14:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC) For -- I love tacos ~~and blowjobs~~. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:30, 25 March 2007 (UTC) You have to admit, you don't see a Taco Bell ad coming when you read that title. Really nice. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 02:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC) For - ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:52, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	'Not FunnyAgh ---17:00, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Vote: What I Did On My Summer Vacation	Score: 14 paragraphs
Nomination:	L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14	Featured —rc (t) 09:47, 29 March 2007 (UTC) L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:43, 19 March 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 02:48, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:06, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For InfiniteMonkey 04:35, 20 March 2007 (UTC) 21:26, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC) Ultimate Three-pronged for. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!} For - David Gerard 12:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For - Phantom Grammar 13:36, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 17:56, 24 March 2007 (UTC) Oh, yes. --Andorin Kato 03:48, 28 March 2007 (UTC) For always hated those made you hate summer.Gaberou 03:03, 29 March 2007 (UTC) I'm totally for this article but I'm writing AGAINST AGAINST AGAINST right here because by the new system I can. So So 06:04, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	against —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jew1234 (talk • contribs) diff
Comments	This article predates the HowTo namespace... --L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC) Was the nommed before, I could've sworn we featured it... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

African Giraffe

Vote: African Giraffe

Score: 17 giraffes running you the fuck down

Nomination:

Ironically, the African giraffes only weakness is other African giraffes. This has led the African government to start hundreds of African giraffe breeding programs. These mostly end in the death of entire civilisations because everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck down.

For Votes: 17

Featured —rc (t) 06:30, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

FOR I created the very first draft of this !!NO LIES I SWEAR I DID!! and i want to see how far it can go. Thks for all the support,

Featured Article: African Giraffe
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

13:04 March 2007

Obviously. --KATIE!! 21:10, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 21:12, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck down —Braydie 21:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
For Represents all that I love about Uncyclopedia, strangely enough. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:47, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
For the fuck down -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Trappled under foot -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For, I'm keeping this comment short. I have to get the heck out of Crete. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:18, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Also Crete. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 00:38, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
L 03:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For, This is an awesome article. 209.244.31.36 05:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For. African Giraffes will run other articles the fuck down. User:Solar penguin/sig 11:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Even though I haven't got around to actually reading it yet...RabbiTechno 15:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For. I remember when it got brought up on IRC. Swordmaster 15:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Well... a little weird, but I'll go for it just to stay off of their bad sides. --Andorin Kato 03:41, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

I just thought it would be kinda cool if somone wrote about giraffes....then sombody added pictures and it was so funny that i almost pissed myself.

Newspeak

Vote: Newspeak	Score: '12.5 Doubleplusgood duckspeaker'
Nomination:	A random but long-time IP browser 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15.5	Featured —rc (t) 05:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC) Nominating this article - great examples of Newspeak that got me laughing for some time, but - more importantly - confused over how to actually speak a language for a good hour or so. Appears to have been Pee Reviewed positively in the Discussion area. 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC) herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 14:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Methink unwikiarticle doubleplusgood bbaproved. In english, I think that article was fantastic and Big Brother agrees.The foam cup 02:31, 23 March 2007 (UTC) Great... I mean, doubleplusgood.InfiniteMonkey 17:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Not sure where the .5 is from, but eh. --Ж WHEEEEE! 18:57, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Doubleplusgood. Swordmaster 20:46, 15 March 2007 (UTC) (BTW, the .5 came from the IP nomination.) --Kenvalyi 00:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Doubleplusgood My Belly feel fullwise Weasel 3689 01:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC) 4 --L 07:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC) For make country goodspeak fullwise. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!} For-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 22:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 14:46, 17 March 2007 (UTC) For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:39, 22 March 2007 (UTC) DO WANT Win32blows 19:15, 25 March 2007 (UTC) Unagainst Karma-AH 19:18, 26 March 2007 (UTC) I - Enzo Aquarius 21:24, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. Surely there's more to nineteen eighty-four than this. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Against Newmath is far better. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 19:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Against Unreadable crap. --Agh 04:48, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	comment-incomprehensibility is the entire point of Newspeak. That's like complaining that the article on dyslexia has words where the letters are in the wrong order. InfiniteMonkey 04:39, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

One Out of Ten Doctors

Vote: One Out of Ten Doctors	Score: 12 out of 10 doctors
Nomination:	—Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Featured —rc (t) 08:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Dr. Finnegan advised me not to say "FU BRAYDIE", and so far my rage is consuming my soul! Thanks, Dr. Finnegan! --Ж WHEEEEE! 04:22, 18 March 2007 (UTC) L 04:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Approved by one out of 10 uncyclopedians. -- 54x F@H (XXXX!) 07:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Funny, ten out of ten times --Kenvalyi 17:06, 18 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Sure ~~76.102.67.189 23:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC)~~ Crap, sorry, that was me. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 23:53, 18 March 2007 (UTC) For! Definitely gets 1 star from me! --El Zoof 01:07, 19 March 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:01, 20 March 2007 (UTC) 21:33, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For. HA! Now there's 11 positive votes! Great article, too. --Andorin Kato 01:12, 21 March 2007 (UTC) For Fou-Lu 08:34, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against --Hogwild 04:30, 19 March 2007 (UTC) Against --Agh 15:01, 21 March 2007 (UTC) Sock of above vote. Or the other way round. Hard to tell. —Braydie 17:52, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	As of this edit, there are ten votes, one of which disagrees. Coincidence? --Ж WHEEEEE! 20:23, 19 March 2007 (UTC) Heh. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 02:07, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship

Vote: HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship	Score: 13 redshirts killed
Nomination:	Enzo Aquarius 00:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Featured —rc (t) 05:37, 25 March 2007 (UTC) self nom and for - Received a good review and has been underworks for quite some time. Now that it is basically 'done', I think it's time to put it up for VFH. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For Tip: if you want to get featured consider bribing your nearest admin with tasty weaselpudge or possibly just ASPLODE!!! all the other competition Weasel 3689 05:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC) Not a Star Trek fan, but I am a fan of this article. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For. --Emmzee 00:18, 23 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For Nice --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:44, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For sweet Fou-Lu 08:31, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For!!! This article is hilarious! Trar (talk\|contribs\|grueslayer) For 100% For. I built an Akira thanks to this and couldn't be happier. Sunstar 02:21, 24 March 2007 (UTC) For Hilarious and informative! The new Spacefleet of the Third Reich thanks you for being awesome! Sir Erwin Rommel 04:35, 24 March 2007 (UTC) For I thought I already voted, eh. Phantom Grammar 11:57, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Grue's Clues

Vote: Grue's Clues	Score: 13 corpses found
Nomination:	User:Mustkillroy
For Votes: 17	Featured —rc (t) 09:17, 24 March 2007 (UTC) Nom and For This article is hilarious. -- Mustkillroy For: Okay, so this has been nommed before and people have used the Grue meme as a reason to vote against the article in the past, but I don't feel that should have any influence on voting what-so-ever this time. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 22:25, 12 March 2007 (UTC) For. Should've been featured last time, grues or no. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 02:14, 13 March 2007 (UTC) For Funny. --Naughty Budgie 06:08, 13 March 2007 (UTC) for - jack mort \| cunt \| talk - 11:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC) F?R, 19:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC) For, although the bit about the human cast should be trimmed down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC) For - I used to watch Blues Clues, and this is possibly the best rip on it I have ever seen. Capercorn 01:19, 14 March 2007 (UTC) For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC) For - Now THIS is parody... --AAA! (AAAA) 09:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC) For Again...--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 17 March 2007 (UTC) For Yes. Genius. Ekashp 03:50, 18 March 2007 (UTC) For Yes! YESYESYESYES! Please feature this article! It's HILARIOUS! Trar (talk\|contribs\|grueslayer) For transcends mere gruedom. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 22:39, 22 March 2007 (UTC) For Fou-Lu 08:36, 23 March 2007 (UTC) For — It's brilliant! User:Solar penguin/sig 01:24, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Weak against. It starts out good, but falls flat. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!} No. `if (title.indexOf("grue") != -1) {voteAgainst();}` —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 18:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC) NO. --» >UF\|TLK\|▋» 01:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC) 'Against Haven't we had enough of grues? Agh] --Agh 17:01, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Forgot to log in earlier, will fix above thing. Capercorn 22:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC) ADRIAN! WE DID IT! Mustkillroy I must break you. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 16:22, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Baby Seal

Vote: Baby Seal	Score: 12 creatures of pure evil
Nomination:	The man with no legitimate user page --Agoistheman 05:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Featured —rc (t) 07:23, 23 March 2007 (UTC) herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 00:50, 17 March 2007 (UTC) Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!} -- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 03:41, 17 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 14:45, 17 March 2007 (UTC) For of clubs--Kenvalyi 16:57, 17 March 2007 (UTC) On behalf of the Guild of Seal Clubbers, to spread knowledge about this threat to humanity. --Ж WHEEEEE! 21:44, 17 March 2007 (UTC) For--Jew1234 04:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC) I hadn't realised how much work had been done on this page since I last saw it. For. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For, because I made the images.--Sethyboy 04:29, 21 March 2007 (UTC) --Kelpan 19:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC) Iron Forge, my concept.--Sharfin 22:02, 21 March 2007 (UTC) For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC) Fur{Because baby seals are a scourge upon this earth}--Cuntmaster5000 01:41, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against Agh Agh 00:36, 22 March 2007 (UTC) (These votes were omitted because both were by the same user.) 'Against Whoa, baby seals are really from hell. Didn't see that one coming-yeah right. Oialaaa 02:26, 22 March 2007 (UTC) Against Hogwild 02:29, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones

Vote: The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones	Score: 11 Fabs
Nomination:	Me --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Featured —rc (t) 07:21, 22 March 2007 (UTC) I am self nomming an article I wrote. It's been on Pee Review for a week and had favorable self-feedback, also by me. What can I say? It's a sad and beautiful world. Yes. I can say that. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC) Brilliant. I love it. However, the tracklisting isn't that great and could do with a bit of trimming (except for the track I'm about to add). -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:36, 15 March 2007 (UTC) I like it --GAMESPOT=666 22:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC) FOR - jack mort \| cunt \| talk - 23:06, 15 March 2007 (UTC) FOR --Kenvalyi 01:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC) for the tracklist is my favorite --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 05:23, 16 March 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 08:02, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Yeah, yeah, yeah --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:26, 17 March 2007 (UTC) For GREAT! MAKE ONE FOR FRANKENSTEIN Weasel 3689 06:30, 17 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 14:47, 17 March 2007 (UTC) Fur. ----OEJ 22:28, 18 March 2007 (UTC) For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:38, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Ehh, no. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!} Nobody cares about the Beatles.--Oialaaa 11:29, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Dracula

Vote: UnBooks:Dracula	Score: 12 plastic fangs
Nomination:	Brillant work as usual, a great spoof...Mel Brooks would be proud-Retrofuture42 21:53, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12	Featured —rc (t) 07:57, 21 March 2007 (UTC) For-Retrofuture42 21:53, 16 March 2007 (UTC) Pointed satire. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 01:38, 17 March 2007 (UTC) This article sucks... BLOOD! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:41, 17 March 2007 For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:31, 17 March 2007 (UTC) Nice one. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 06:15, 17 March 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 14:43, 17 March 2007 (UTC) --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 07:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC) ~~8. Huh, I thought I had already voted. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 23:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)~~ Err... you did. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:03, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For. InfiniteMonkey 04:37, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For. Finally a story that makes my life appear most exciting, by comparison. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 20:51, 20 March 2007 (UTC) Fu... er, for. --El Zoof 23:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC) For - David Gerard 07:43, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Tachyon

Score: +15.5 linear accelerators funded

Featured —rc (t) 05:03, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Nom + For Quality of the purest and most classical kind. {{RabbiTechno 19:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}
For- A lot of hard work was put into this article. And funny.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:52, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For. How about an illustration of a tachyon, though? Or maybe one of those weird squiggle-line diagrams of the sort produced by particle colliders? InfiniteMonkey 22:49, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
FOR Beautiful Quantum mechanics. I do agree that it needs a weird picture, though. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 04:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For, great stuff.--Nydas 14:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 17:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 18:50, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
for. the oppening paragraph isn't great, i was gonna vote against, but after the table of contents it was suddenly really good - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:22, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For- Pretty funny stuff. -- Rei 00:15, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:09, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:25, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For Brilliant. --Kelpan 19:27, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For the geeky phunnies --Kenvalyi 20:09, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For --134.117.254.250 14:22, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For more tricked out particles -- 54x F@H (XXXX!) 07:36, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid

Score: +16 dilligent students

Featured —rc (t) 08:03, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Nom + for A+ --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 09:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For, very good. could do with another picture though - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:56, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For —Braydie 15:10, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:16, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Self For --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:38, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For, very good.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:57, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:03, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For each thrust of his mighty spear. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 14:28, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 20:09, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For Pretty nice.--Yoshi-TRM 20:22, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:27, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For.--Winston 14:46, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For Hey! He plagiarized my paper! Weasel 3689 05:38, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For Most great. --The Rover 23:47, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Funny. gosh zillacorrespondence 21:11, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
For. I read it and thought that it had a lot of funny words and pictures. It was a very interesting read. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:25, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York

Score: +17 orgies of drunkenness, debauchery and bingo games

Featured —rc (t) 07:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

NOM and FOR It is humorous, well-written, and has great images. A true masterpiece. I was shocked to find it hadn't been nominated yet!. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:28, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For I was there, and debauchery reigned during the quilting bee. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:18, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:41, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --GAMESPOT=666 02:14, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For Our sordid history. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:28, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For —Braydie 19:37, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:21, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For, -- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 04:42, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Had me with the second quote. or-DAH. -- 13:59, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:06, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For--- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 01:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Stand for the Queen -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:45, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Limited appeal to the casual observer --Kelpan 19:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
- Comment How else are they going to learn the facts about the origin of our species? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:27, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
- Comment Is this how you do this? Well alright then. Limited appeal to a casual observer? Half the tales told on this site (maybe more) have limited appeal to someone, somplace for some reason. So there. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 17:26, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Anti-the Against Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 17:26, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
For ~~userpage whoring~~ ... --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:16, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For --―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 14:41, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
For Casual appeal to the limited observer. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:08, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Alcoholics Anonymous

Score: +16 Paper bag encased bottles of whiskey

Featured —rc (t) 08:54, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Nom+for. I saw this in Pee Review and loved it. --Molotovnight 13:27, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Read this article ages ago and loved it --Sibley 13:35, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For *Opens a bottle of beer* --Zarbag 13:41, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For I don't have a problem with alcohol nor Anonymity. --Kenvalyi 15:05, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:56, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For. gosh zillacorrespondence 18:33, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For. i made this vote on my laptop using the pub's wifi - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:54, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Obligatory self-for. I'm so proud! --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!}
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- RAHB 06:42, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:47, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, Hi, I'm 19:21, 13 March 2007 (UTC) & I'm an alcoholic.
For --Agamemnon 01:19, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
For I always cry at happy endings. --Ж WHEEEEE! 02:18, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
For And congrats to Emmzee for eliminating the opposition this time! --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 23:27, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment what "opposition?" --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!}

For --AAA! (AAAA) 04:26, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Good cop/Bad cop

Score: +18.5 Mood Flips

Featured —rc (t) 08:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Nom and For A grand old Fundlebuggy. It even got transwikied. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:14, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
for. superb. where is hardwick anyway - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:37, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

I was wondering that myself. One can of Fanta too many. Woke up in a desert. Isn't that always the way? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:32, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

For. Excellent! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:16, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Weak For It gets kind of predicatble after a while --Dr. Fenwick 00:37, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Weak against. --L 05:36, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Forndlebuggy. We should set up WikiProject: Feature Everything Written By Fundlebuggy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:52, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 17:40, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:01, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Sure, the joke goes on a bit long, but it's a very funny article nonetheless. :) -- Rei 00:02, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
YOU THINK THIS IS FURRY FUNNY? Well, you'd be right. You've got a very good sense of humor. For --Ж WHEEEEE! 22:01, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
FEATURE THE GOD DAMNED THING! if it isn't too much of a hassle. Thank you. ~ 22:05, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For --GAMESPOT=666 01:15, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- 17:04, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Good idea but it's not really doing it for me sorry --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 21:04, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
FoR User:Fou-lu/sig Fou-Lu 23:24, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
FEATURE THE FURRRY THING! This furry article is one of the funniest pieces of shirt I have ever read! I WANT THESE MOTHERFURRY SNAKES OFF OF THIS MOTHERFURRY PLANE!!! Weasel 3689 07:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
FOR I AM ABOVE THE LAW! --Kenvalyi 15:02, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Against --Kelpan 19:22, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For. gosh zillacorrespondence 20:55, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Against This hurts to do, indeed I've been avoiding VFH because of it, but it turns out that there's a page by HF that does nothing for me. It's merely okay. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go drown myself in a bottle.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:58, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For justice. --Hanyouman 07:56, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:11, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For-- Gryffon 01:02, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
For pulling off a hard concept. -- 54x F@H (XXXX!) 06:14, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
For You're right. It's not easy to pull off a couple of cops in a small room. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:07, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Against --134.117.254.250 14:26, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For-Retrofuture42 18:23, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure

Score: +22 Pages Turned

Featured —rc (t) 04:20, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Nom and For Sannse made this for Slif's contest. Choose your own adventure! —Braydie 14:36, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Definite 'for,' at that. Partly because it proves my vegan belief that cheeseburgers are bad for you :) {{RabbiTechno 14:45, 12 March 2007 (UTC)}}
For, even though I firmly believe in fate. --Kenvalyi 15:03, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For, am I allowed to vote for my own article? If yes, go to page 26.... -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 16:33, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Strong For-Retrofuture42 16:35, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For - I found it pretty amusing myself... :3 --Hanyouman 16:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
I had so much fun with these books when I was a kid. I've even got the one that I wrote about Ancient Rome.....For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:44, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For - That's pretty good, feature this article! --Shadowlost 18:33, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:58, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
This article should never have come to vote! Its automatic front page material Yes Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 17:56, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For. gosh zillacorrespondence 18:31, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Against. Procopius made a version here and I think that one is better. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 18:59, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For ITS A SECRET TO EVERYONE. --Ж WHEEEEE! 19:38, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Staggering - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Forgasm. Made me chortle. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!}
For. I used to read these things a lot when I was somewhat younger in body. Swordmaster 20:54, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
If you want this article to be featured, turn to page four. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 21:07, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:41, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For. I won on my first try. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:17, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For because it entertained me for about 10 minutes.-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 01:03, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Strong for. I used to love these books and I love this parody.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:53, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, Just Awesome. Yeah, I said it you damn Brits, AWESOME! 19:22, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
- Comment Is this really very different from the earlier "game" pages such as Zork?
For - Clearly lots of work has gone into this one. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:42, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:09, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Dilsexya - there are two versions, take your pick

Score: +21 Uncyclopedians need to double check their homweork

Featured —rc (t) 04:51, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Self-nom and for. Got a mention on PLS, I'm fairly pleased with it. It also got 81 at pee review but that hardly counts since it was me who scored it - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Against --GAMESPOT=666 03:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

For, I made it a bit better --GAMESPOT=666 22:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

ph@Rr the guy hiding in your closet —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 64.230.87.12 (talk • contribs)

Unsigned —rc (t) 04:45, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

For —Braydie 13:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:53, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment. The image needs to change — see talkpage. — Lenoxus 07:10, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

The image seems fine as it is to me 62.136.107.50 14:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Maybe "needs" is too strong a word. What I mean is, "what if it were like that, huh?" — Lenoxus 20:24, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:43, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Kage Me 15:20, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
rfo ---UKNWNOFLIE 01:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Rf- Dammit, UNKNOWNFILE stole my pun vote. Fine, just For then. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:08, 6 March 2007 (UTC)\
Fuh... fuoaa... fuoaaar-- 18:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Rof Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:54, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For Tihs is a vrye godo atrecli. It mtsu be ftareued imemditaely. --General Insineratehymn 01:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Rof! Rof! i am a dog -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
FRO! Was that funny? I want to be funny. Was it? --Kenvalyi 14:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

NO! fine i won't use the big text any more!

Weasel 3689

05:43, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

For, Great article --Sibley 12:51, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For User:Fou-lu/sig Fou-Lu 23:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Wow, atfer all the wrok I did fiixng the spelilng of dilsexya, I'd fogrotten to vtoe.--<<>> 00:52, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Four. I lyke it! --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 14:26, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Though my Oscar Wilde quote is clearly the best bit. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 14:27, 13 Mar 2007
F☭R, 19:17, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Another PLS favorite. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:14, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?

Score: +20 thousand Mitsubishi Colts in Cs1987's army

Featured —rc (t) 07:35, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Nom and for, there was a reason why I didn't nom this earlier, but I've forgotten what it was.--<<>> 02:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Possibly because it could be merged with HowTo:Make a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron, but I ain't going to do it. Those articles are just too different.

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Self-for - Thank you, thank you. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:27, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For kinda funny--Shandon 21:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
half-for, because it's very good, but cound do with expansion - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:55, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For Cool, offbeat sort of article --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:35, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Strong for being into cars, this is one of the better articles I've read on Uncyclopedia --GAMESPOT=666 03:46, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- I didn't expect to enjoy an article about cars that much :) -- Rei 22:58, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For Made sense, although I do believe a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda is better than a Bugatti Veyron.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 06:59, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For-I'm still laughing.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 22:01, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For'. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:08, 9 Mar 2007
For Haha Colt. Nice Work Cs. --Marto 85 07:23, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Zyrac 20:06, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For. One of my favorites. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:10, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:29, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For The results are so true Weasel 3689 Weasel3689 01:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Against The payoff didn't make me laugh. Tomtyke 04:44, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For but only because today I feel like a lemming. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:19, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
For. - ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 18:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For--Kelpan 19:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For I'm late in the game here, but I enjoyed it muchly. --Kenvalyi 03:03, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying

Score: +21 political propagandae in spider webs

Featured —Braydie 00:29, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Numb floor Charlotte's Web meets Cindy Sheehan in a deliciously squishy UnNews article. --Ж WHEEEEE! 16:20, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- and thanks for the nod :) -- Rei 18:04, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:28, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For. An unexpected twist on a story that made me cry a little as a kid (but in a manly, masculine way). --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:26, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For. I was thinking about how this'd go up for VFH soonish just yesterday. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:03, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Insanely strong for --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:26, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Strong for. Interestingly, the Charlotte's Web article has got a decent (but separate) gag. For the moment, the two will merely reference each other despite the seeming contradictions. — Lenoxus 02:35, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Ha! Excellent. For. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Oh, God yes! Kalir beat me to the nom! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:19, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Against - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Strong For a great idea that was very well executed. --Kenvalyi 16:47, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Yeah, this was pretty good.--<<>> 17:34, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- Heh. Good stuff. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 17:50, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:04, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Strong For. InfiniteMonkey 18:38, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:14, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Uncle J 19:43, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For That damn spider is at it again! Weasel 3689 21:00, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For Good Charlotte's Web spinoff. Ha Ha, I said "spin" off. I'm a comic genius. --Yoshi-TRM 20:27, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:28, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For --GAMESPOT=666 21:19, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Mae Zedong

Score: +22.5 Party members rising

Featured —Braydie 00:24, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

N&F - A work of art. Great idea, well executed, and some very nice images too. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 19:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Self-For. The opening quote is Mhaille's, BTW.--Procopius 19:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
For. I wasn't involved at all in this page. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
For. Yes. Oh, yes. R 21:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
For The first true lol of an article in a while. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
For Brilliant. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 00:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
For Mae West would've contracted and died of AIDS had she lived past 1980. Sorry I didn't light your fire mhaille. --AmericanBastard 01:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
For, although I am disappointed to see so many red links in a Procopius article. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment. Me, too. They're fixed now.--Procopius 16:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

For —Braydie 00:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 17:54, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
For the ever-hard workers of the world.—Lenoxus 05:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
For --Uncle J 15:38, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
For--Gaberou 05:51, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For. --Emmzee 13:54, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
FOR -- Pretty. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 01:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Against - I don't see, why this article has to live from altered photos. I urge any real Mao-fan, who wants to see actual Mao pics to vote against this article. 144.211.95.12 15:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For--Dr. Fenwick 00:40, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:27, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For Featured Article is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. But this article is. Well done! --Kenvalyi 04:28, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For - quite edumacationalising. Pretty pictures, too. --El Zoof 11:38, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For. - I like this article WEEEEEEEEEEVan Halenite

No timestamp, but diff —Braydie 22:20, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

For. Amazingly funny. gosh zillacorrespondence 14:25, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

Score: +23 quite dangerous unsafe methods

Featured —Braydie 01:03, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

For Simple yet informative --HerrHATO 12:25, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For Funny if short. Darkmojo 03:48, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Self nom and For - Extremely useful advice. Many here should use it. --El Zoof 13:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
for. genius - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
~~weak~~ for its ok better now due to the addition of the audio --Uncle J 13:34, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The gurgling noises were funny lol --Uncle J 19:34, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

For Yes. —Braydie 15:58, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For Minimalism at its best. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:04, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Against This article works well in context of the picture. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Against As per Zombiebaron. --Shadowlost 16:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
A rare foray into VFH for me to say For. -- (but) ~~Untrue~~ Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:18, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Against. One note. Not a bad note, but one note none the less.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:36, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Perhaps the greatest morbid minimalism ever wrought by hand of man. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 17:39, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Against. My religion forbids one-joke articles. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 17:40, 6 March 2007 (UTC) With audio, that's another story. For. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 03:03, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Fo --Efitu» Talk|Wikipedia|Email|F@H|Wikia 18:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For Per myself, I quite liked it when I saw it.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 18:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
For. The question is, how can we feature this on the frontpage? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:59, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Against--Benny Goodman 23:57, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
I hate to say it, but for. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:20, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For Saved from the brink of deletion, this article is now on VFH. Woot! --General Insineratehymn 01:23, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For It's also kind of a self-nom now that I added my audio. Xylitol 03:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For I am that he demonstrated the improper technique for cutting off your own head so that I may do it correctly.-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 04:46, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
4. --L 08:35, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For. ~ 09:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:20, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Strong For. The audio had me crying with laughter, one note joke or no.--<<>> 18:48, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Against-Are we seriously considering putting this on the main page??-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:59, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
A short, stupid, one-trick pony... but a good short, stupid, one-trick pony. Strong For. InfiniteMonkey 23:00, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:02, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- I found it funny, but the audio needs more agonized screaming. --Starnestommy 02:06, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
For - Despite the fact it's a stub. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:37, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Funny, but no. It's short, and that's the joke, but it's short. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!}_{Don't click here!}
YES Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:49, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- Short but funny --Icedeamons4 01:47, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For nice audio --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 08:36, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Kelpan 19:44, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.

Score: +21 Boys that Don't Cry

Featured —Braydie 00:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Re-Nom and for. The best thing I've taken off VFH in a while. This article definitely deserves another chance.--<<>> 18:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
For. been long enough - jack mort | cunt | talk - 04:08, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Against. InfiniteMonkey 19:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Wow....and I was just about to vote for this....FORE! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 19:56, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps if the little boy had a bit of quiet time before being rush back for judgement here, he might be able to examine why he didn't make it last time against. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
For coming off due to the darwin rule doesnt make an article undeserving --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Against It's good, but there's better UnNews articles out there up for VFH right now. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For -- Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums ^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 07:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Originally Nomed and Strong For -- Awesome article but you could have waited a bit longer to put in back on VFH, why did you take it off in the first place instead of vote for it? --Uncle J 14:08, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment. Around Christmas, we had maybe a half-dozen articles that were removed, renommed, and then featured. I don't know why everyone's making such a huge deal about it right now. I didn't vote for the first time, because there was crap in it before. Now that crap is gone.--<<>> 22:24, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

For It made my eyes well up.. in a very manly way. --Kenvalyi 16:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For Wow, it's here once again. Anyway, before voting Against please note that some crap has been taken out of this article since last time...-- 10:35, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For, again --GAMESPOT=666 22:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:31, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 00:57, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
For Hes crying like a bitch Weasel 3689 18:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Comment I Just checkd this page again and IT IS STILL NOT FEATURED! Look at the above timestamp and my below one!! I voted for the previousl featured version and the current nomination. FEATURE IT!!!! Weasel 3689 18:30, 03 March 2007 (UTC)

~~Sadly, Against. The title is brilliant but the text, even with the changes, isn't keeping up.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:04, 27 February 2007 (UTC)~~ Am changing of vote to For. Story is filled me with joy. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:35, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
For —Braydie 08:17, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
For --The Rover 23:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- --James Rideout 02:55, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For Only having just realised that my name wasn't on the list, good articles need props, werd.--Benny Goodman 21:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For -- 54x F@H (XXXX!) 16:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For I liked it. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For Blah Blah Blah 20:07, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Fpr. BABYES --Spaniard 00:09, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage

Score: +19 Heart Pieces

Featured —Braydie 04:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Nom, and a vote for. Really well written news article that is funny without having to mention kittens or grues etc.--Benny Goodman 17:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
For. I tried to buy a Wii. After failing to locate one at any local store, I was reduced to wandering the streets yelling "Wii!". Send bail money. Fast. Bubba's got this look in his eye. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Against It's funny, but a lot more could be done with it besides the "breaking pots" angle. Throw in some chicken abuse, lawn defacement, etc. and I'll gladly remove my Against. —rc (t) 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Strong For- I can't believe no one has thought of this already lol --Uncle J 20:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm curious... It seems to have its inspiration heavily driven from something featured recently. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 20:37, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

That was unintentional... I hadn't read that article. Though it is interesting that I happened to write it within a close vicinity of time after. I never intend to plagiarize, I'm not a Carlos Mencia. I attempt avoid that at all costs, and I actually did a bit of searching on here for any UnNews related to Link/Zelda to make sure it wasn't too similar to anything. I happened to miss the fact that the RPG article, which has conceptual similarities, could have any resemblance. - AhhDiddums 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
In that case, see bellow. ;) -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

For. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
For OMGLOLOLOL, i R t3h AUTHOR -AhhDiddums 21:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 23:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
For I am the one who recorded the audio segment. --General Insineratehymn 01:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
For I found the whole thing very well written and quite funny. ShandraNicole123 05:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Nahhh. --L 06:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
All my base are belong to this article One of the funniest things I've read in Uncyclopedia. Congrats. Groove Bones 13:58 24 February 2007

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Strong For This thing is friggin sweet —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tankintheair315 (talk • contribs)

Diff —rc (t) 18:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

For--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For - if only for the nostalgia. Ahh, memories. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Against --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 03:39, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For --GAMESPOT=666 03:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For Really hard to come up with funny puns for "For" these days.-- 19:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For --Crazyswordsma n...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:55, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
For Awesome. -- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 00:08, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
For hehehe Fou-Lu 04:22, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Basicly the same as RC's comment, Do more then just breaking pots and I'll vote for it. Other then that very good.User:Iceman187 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Could someone make an informative notice or box for those of us not "in the know" regarding (if I properly recall the name) Zaldo the Elf? Kinda like the "Overly British/American" tags. I would do it but I don't really think I'm even knowledgable enough to know what to say — maybe some feature of the Hynian universe is begging to be incorporated into such a sign.— Lenoxus 05:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For I thought I voted for this already. --Ж WHEEEEE! 21:17, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Made me chuckle. --Emmzee 13:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:24, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For more reckless property damage in videogames that doesn't fuel Jack Thompson. -- 54x F@H (XXXX!) 06:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
For Hah Hah! why isnt this article featured yet? WickedAxeOfFury 15:07, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnCameron

Score: +19 Happy voters

Featured —Braydie 00:02, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Self-Nom and For. This may struggle to get featured, due to its Britishness, but I really want to give it a go. In a nutshell, David Cameron is our leader of the opposition and has been often criticised for focusing on style over substance, most notably with his video blog: WebCameron. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 22:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
For. I have no idea what it's talking about, but I liked it. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 23:37, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
For. The Britishness isn't a problem at all. It seems like the same political bullshit thrown around in any democracy. Pretty good.--Procopius 01:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Against Ya I get what he is trying to say and I understand the struggle of labor vs. conservative in England but its too political and not enough funnyness (my patented word) Weasel 3689 18:00 21 February 2007 (UTC)
For Britishness (or Britishocity) is no problem here, it's a very good satire on politicians trying to be hip in general. Very good article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
For. It's good. --Zarbag 10:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
This is my first time voting Tory. I feel dirty. For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 12:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
For. Not that I'm a thatcherite or anything... not that I'm saying you can't *think* I'm a thatcherite, you can if you want - it's ok by me --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 12:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
For I don't vote much, so this deserved it, prepare for launch.... (yes it's back, albeit in a shorter form) ...3...2...1...

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

For I was laughing by the end of the first paragraph. It may be focused on a UK politician, but it's also a satire on a variety of political types. Phantom Grammar 14:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh yeah! -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Yah! - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 17:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
For —Braydie 06:59, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
For. Don't know who he is, don't need to know. Beautiful concept. --So So 13:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Against, sorry, I didn't find it that funny. He doesn't come off as sufficiently out of touch. How about using outdated youth terms like 'bodacious' or 'mad for it'?--Nydas 14:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

I want to agree and at the same time I think that's been done to death. I just don't know... -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

For This sure ain't Churchill's Conservative party... --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
For This is the kind of warmth the government needs, you know? To connect, really connect with the people. -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
For Clever satire, marvelously not saying anything across the whole article.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Rover (talk • contribs) diff
For Private eye level satire Retrofuture42 15:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Against --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
For. The general sense of writing style and humour are acceptable. A worthy choice for featured article. --User:DerHATO 07:57, 06 March 2007 (UTC)
For --Don alun 22:00, 6 March 2007 (UTC)