UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure
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<insert name here> is the hero!
Welcome to the first ever[1] choose your own adventure story on Uncyclopedia!
YOU are the hero of this story. YOU choose which way to go. And YOU get killed in as many ways as I can think of.[2]
Just to prove it, here is a gratuitous and unnecessary use of {{USERNAME}}:
Anyway, the story...
You (the hero) are given an ancient and mysterious map by an ancient and mysterious man. It's a map to the legendary Cheeseburger of Doom!
What you do next is your choice!...
| To fly to Venice, go to Page 25 | To fly to deepest darkest Basingstoke, go to Page 4 | To fly to Iowa, go to Page 41 |
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