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The Black And White Man

Vote: The Black And White Man

Score: 19 post-civil rights heroes

Nomination: herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] (self-nom)
For Votes: 20

Featured —rc (t) 03:57, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self nominating and for. With all due to modesty, maybe my best job up to now. Thanks RcMurphy for changing the rules, it got a very positive review. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:17, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. For may be influenced by hunger. --• "Spang" • contribs | talk • 16:33, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. For i have racial envy ----Unedible 17:12, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig is he black? Is he white? NO! --THINKER 17:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. Clever Disturbing. But very good Matt lobster 23:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. For After some deliberation, I do indeed think it is featureworthy. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 23:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:34, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:27, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  9. Aye. Not bad at all. RabbiTechno 18:29, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Much improved. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For-- confusing (I think that's the joke) but very funny P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs)
  12. For. Stan Lee will be proud.--DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 02:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  13. Strong For--Dr. Fenwick 03:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. I like. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. For --GAMESPOT=666 21:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For but reminds me of the movie Pandaman (He's half white, half black and all BAD!)Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:07, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  17. For...it's strange but true!--Sir Shandon 17:35, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Quality article, Quality whoring. --Kelpan 21:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Good enough for featuring--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 23:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  20. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:29, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against It's hard to get into -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 17:12, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments

John Caldwell Calhoun

Vote: John Caldwell Calhoun

Score: 19 creepy looking Southern politicians (which is about as many as there are in Congress today)

Nomination: A brief and professional article about one of the faces of evil in the 19th century. Happy Weasel 15:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19

Featured —rc (t) 04:36, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. for- It is really a pretty damn good and short biography. Or it could just be me. I have been expirencing sympathy hot flashes of late for my pregnant wife. Happy Weasel 15:24, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. 4 Brilliant political satire. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH16:09, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. You know, given it's my article and all. Am I allowed to vote for my own article? I hope so. Xavier 16:47, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:40, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For I never heard of this guy, but this article is great! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:41, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:15, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Speed lynching and werewolves, who could want more! --EA Ruin Everything 16:47, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For, but it's really early in the morning and I can't think of a witty comment. Something will come to me, I'm sure. Eventually. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:17, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For...I like it--Sir Shandon 15:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For: Shit yes. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:21, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Uncyclopedia: funny and educational. Between this and Martin Van Buren, I've learnt more about 19th Century American history on this site than anywhere else. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:29, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Brilliant pictures... --Sibley 13:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For - Hell yes. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 28/04 14:40
  15. For the pictures alone. The fact that an article exists is an afterthought.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Awesome stuff! WerewOLFF!!!! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 05:05, 01 May 2007
  17. For I love historical satire. Reminds me of my own article, French Revolution. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:59, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  18. For One of the few good biography articles. Nice use of satire as opposed to pointless drivel. blkgardner 06:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  19. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:51, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen

Vote: HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen

Score: 19 holes in the panel

Nomination: herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!]
For Votes: 19

Featured —rc (t) 04:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. .Nom and for. It worths all of the time it took Mordillo to complete. A crazy piece of rolling-on-the-ground-style humor. Mel Brooks shall be proud. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:26, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For -- Ikabu 04:24, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. But I'd recommend Mordillo to take the stereotse part out. It seems Modus made you a great pic and you had to make it fit into the article. It doesn't really fit, it sorts of break the previous flow.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:16, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Obligatory self For. Based on a true and tragical story ~Jewriken.GIF 08:08, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. Sorry I'm late. Anybody want to buy a stereo, cheap? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Coxxx
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:04, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Hilarious.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Fore And a hole in one radio. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:18, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Coleridge49 02:57, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - This is hilarious! -- TheSlyFox 07:59, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For - Great. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 30/04 16:56
  13. Awesome, the pics rule. Not sure about the last one, though. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:16, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. For I can't afford to buy you a new stereo, but I can vote for this funny article. It's a win, win. Well for me. --Kenvalyi 21:18, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. Ford --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:44, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Stereotse made me giggle Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:38, 02 May 2007
  17. For I'm surprised I havent voted for this yet, excuse my tardiness LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 22:24, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  18. Four I have to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yes! Matt lobster 22:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Get the F*ck away from my car radio!--Dr. Fenwick 03:19, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Actually, that image is responsible for 30% of my such enthusiatic nomination. Maybe Mord can improve a little in finding a context to the "vengeance", but I think whatever he would have written, it's still rofl just for the pic itself. For greater justice, think I'm putting it on VFP. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 11:48, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo, do whatever is best for the page. I just made that pic because I'm quite mad. Mad! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies

Vote: HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies

Score: 18 sleeping alone

Nomination: herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] (self-nom)
For Votes: 18

Featured —rc (t) 02:38, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. Macho as hell but, I believe, true to the facts. I don't like self-nominations but I want to give this a try. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:45, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For -- Ikabu 03:13, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For--I have to vote for this or NeedABrain will spank me!--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:34, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. --Emmzee 13:03, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For ---Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer}
  6. For--Dr. Fenwick 19:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. I hope you get that "we aim to offend" template at the top....~Jewriken.GIF 20:31, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Awesome article. I think I reviewed it on the Pee, and it was spot on. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ljlego (talk • contribs) [1]
  9. For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, although I can't figure out why you'd wanna run away...the round need love too. If anything, they need it more. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:57, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --THINKER 02:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:05, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Well okay, I didn't wanna seem like a cheater voting for my own adopter but hey, it is a well inspired article LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 01:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. For.Just because my fat friends think they're sexy.--DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 04:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For I enjoy the HowTo format a lot XD Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 06:02, 01 May 2007
  17. For --Phantom Grammar 18:27, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  18. For :D dougy 22:04, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

On That Guy Huffed Me vote:

Soldier Bailey! You're giving vital information to our enemy! Quick! 140 push-ups! Hay-ho! Hup-hup! -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 10:40, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Cause NeedABrain bribed me convinced me. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Modus, I'm taking note of your comment. Just in case it's 4 a.m. and I need a decoy friend to save me from a compromising situation. Yeah, you're a great friend indeed!

Also, ladies, I know, this is awfully scoundrelish. But sometimes we men need to talk like a man, just to remember the ol' good times... Okay, okay, I'm already there! No, no, no, that pan I'm not washing... I am, I am! -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 13:11, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

The British Class System

Vote: The British Class System

Score: 21 Class indifferences

Nomination: Olipro
For Votes: 22

Featured —rc (t) 04:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom. and For Absolutely brilliant... if you're British, you HAVE to read this... if you're not British then you probably won't get it, so bugger off... hats off to Sannse! --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:22, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. FOR This is kinda funny. Happy Weasel 04:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Phantom Grammar 06:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. --L 09:33, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. More British stuff? indubitably. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. Oh, I say, For.--Sir Shandon 14:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Randomator 15:39, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  9. For - The Jade Goody quote's a classic --Sibley CUN - Communication! Contribution! Collaboration! 16:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  10. For —Braydie 18:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Sannse creates brilliance once again. RabbiTechno 18:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  12. For I would say I loved it but I'm too repressed. Matt lobster 18:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Grade A comedy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:43, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. Hey! I may be British, from Surrey and drive a Land Rover, but I... wait... For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:58, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Sheer truth. --Zyrac 20:08, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:23, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  17. for Truly British. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH21:41, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  18. For --Composure1 01:10, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Lovely stuff. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:11, 02 May 2007
  20. Eeeeee lad, what's tha stuff n nonsense al' aboot? For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:13, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  21. Sheer class. --Kelpan 21:29, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  22. For. Can someone reach me a pint of Old Speckled? -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:48, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Because only George Washington deserves to be elected unanimously... *shot for making an overly American comment* --Dexter111344 00:17, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments
/me pulls up gun. "Got him" —Braydie 00:18, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Well done Braydie, you get that scouse bastard! --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)


Stephen Hawking ran over my cat

Vote: Stephen Hawking ran over my cat

Score: 18 times the bastard drove over Whiskers, just to prove his point

Nomination: ~Jewriken.GIF 10:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 22

Featured —rc (t) 02:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. N+F A gem of complete and utter nonsense by MO. Fans of Hawking will rejoice! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. FOR --Winstanley1 11:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 11:49, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Sibley 12:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. Alright, alright... I've been trying to put together a Stephen Hawking-themed page lately, but this is funnier than mine was. I bow to you, sir.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:48, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. My grampa used to tell me this: "Barry" (he called me Barry for some reason) "Only two things in life are certain; For and Steven Hawking ran over my cat." --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For - this is an excellent example of good, funny randomness. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:19, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Random without being stupid. It makes me laugh, but it doesn't make me embarrassed to say so. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 04:54, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. I don't like the formatting, but still Dig --THINKER 05:44, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 08:03, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 09:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Robertodole 10:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. Why haven't I voted For this article yet? --Sir Shandon 11:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. Golden. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:48, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. FOR I need to read that book. My dad owns a copy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:18, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. For --Phantom Grammar 06:48, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. For - the great man himself would like this, if he had any sense of humour at all. RabbiTechno 17:47, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  20. For - Out of respect for the cat Matt lobster 19:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  21. For. WHY? WHY DID HAWKING Hve to kill Whiskers??? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
  22. For I feel your pain. He also ran over my cat AND my foot! --Dexter111344 00:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. -L 14:08, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, this is a guaranteed feature, but it does nothing for me at all. Against. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Whatsa matter with putting this thing in a blog, where it belongs?Happy Weasel 19:47, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. ---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments

I don't know. It starts off funny, but kind of fizzles out. --Kelpan 14:16, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Dunno if it helps, but I reorganized and put the "Salma" bit last. She's dreamy. *swoon*. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:37, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Everybody cares

Vote: Everybody cares

Score: 15 people who care

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

Featured —rc (t) 04:04, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and for --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:16
  3. For--Imp88 11:08, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For-- c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig --THINKER 20:33, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. DoublePlusGood Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 20:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For--Dr. Fenwick 22:58, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For----Wondernerd2 23:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, although could have sworn that Todd Lyons wrote this. Regardless, this is great quality article that satirizes Fox News in a way that hasn't been overdone. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Without this, Nobody Cares wouldn't have an archnemisis. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 08:59, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. 'For it is splendid, and thus worthy of the limelight.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:45, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, the pics are mint and the writing is quality even if it's funnier if you've read Nobody cares. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. I care about this article enough to vote for. --Emmzee 13:11, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. Just to balance things up, this one is a for. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:05, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Yes please. --General Insineratehymn 22:17, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Naah. -L 04:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • You guys don't want me back, do you? I should think that would be the height of recklessness. Anyway, thanks! (I always thought this was one of my better efforts, actually.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

Vote: HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

Score: 15 undeserved offices held

Nomination: Hindleyite Converse 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15

Featured —rc (t) 04:34, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Shameless self nom and for. Poo Lit runner-up from earlier this year. Vote for free ice cream! -- Hindleyite Converse 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig Prosperity for me! --THINKER 16:35, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Yes Good use of images, and it's true, too! --Ekashp 17:49, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For I just love a good How To! And this is one. ^_^ --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:59, 23 April 2007
  5. Almost too true --Kelpan 14:58, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. —Braydie 17:30, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Sure Why not? --Dexter111344 23:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For, because otherwise that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad might get there first. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:51, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. Strong For I couldn't contain my laughter this was so funny!--Dr. Fenwick 22:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. FORUtterly brilliant political satire. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH16:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:46, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Vote for me for free kittens! --Phantom Grammar 05:24, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. Magnificent political satire. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 29/04 09:16
  15. Fore Vote for me and I'll impeach Bush. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:19, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties

Score: 15 zombies eating my brain

Nomination: Yes, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Obviously. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15

Featured —rc (t) 04:46, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. You know when you search for something and stumble across something else? This is like that. But with zombies. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For I do know what you're talking about. And I'm all for it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:16, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Very, Very Strong For. This is a work of art. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 22:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR A very great tale of teh 60s. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH16:24, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Nice, very nice.--Gaberou 21:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig I once loved a cold-blooded she-zombie.. Not that far back though, I'm not an old person.. --THINKER 21:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Strong for before I even read the article. The name of the article is just priceless. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Rawr says the author (you have no idea how well-researched this article is...)--Sir Shandon 22:55, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For! -- Hindleyite Converse 16:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. --Emmzee 13:04, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:23, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Of course. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:32, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Score: 14 Baby-eating zionist pigs nuked

Nomination: See below --Kelpan 18:24, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 03:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. A really classy article. Fantastic images and funny througout. --Kelpan 18:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Disturbing. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For the article, not the man. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. for because i like it, and also just to piss off the Iranians --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Self For - Cheers --Sibley 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Very smartly (if that's the right word to use) done. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:22
  8. For. If only I could stroke those cheek hairs... --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I like--Redribbbon 18:05, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For - He is the bomb. Litterally. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. DIG Well written, perfect time, etc. (took me long enough to read the damn thing) --THINKER 08:22, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:18, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For I was mainly swayed by the images *chortle* Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:23, 27 April 2007
  14. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 14:37, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Rock, Paper, Airstrike

Vote: Rock, Paper, Airstrike

Score: 17 Airstrikes

Nomination: ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 21

Featured —Braydie 22:32, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. As per Famine's proposal on the dump. Read. Liked it. Nommed it. Vote or be struck down. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Clever.--Lt. Wyoming 11:21, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Hooray! One of my articles was nommed, and I didn't even do the nomming!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:52, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Sir Shandon 15:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC)#
  5. Short and sweet --Kelpan 15:13, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Heheh —Braydie 15:29, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For I liked it. I like it. Matt lobster 17:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Very nice. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:42, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. "Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that." First to locate the exact Simpsons episode with that quote gets a cookie. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 07:22, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Megamanfanx7 14:21, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Finally, a nice, short article on the front page. I edited some grammar. Mightywayne 19:29, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Very witty, I like it.--Headofred 22:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For--Dr. Fenwick 22:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For God, Queen and Country! --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 06:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. For Rather short, but it's such a good joke. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. For. It made me laugh... Who knows!? Maybe I'll use it next game! Swordmaster 21:29, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. For -- Ikabu 10:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  20. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 11:45, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  21. For --Don alun 16:31, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. yawn --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Weak against, which is a fancy way of saying indecisiveness personified. But I have to say that, since it's not stellar, it's a no. Sorry.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. What's there is okay, but there's not enough meat on those bones. Also, there aren't enough bones. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against- It's almost there, but kinda drab. Realdeal 55 04:06, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments


Artificial Pseudoscientology

Vote: Artificial Pseudoscientology

Score: 15 small coloured elasticbands

Nomination: The well written style and the well illustratedness of this article blew me away when I first read it, all those months ago. -- Zombiebaron
For Votes: 15

Featured —rc (t) 05:07, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. The Nomination and then this For, as per that nom. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:07, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. —Braydie 10:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Nydas 12:27, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Wow....I love this article! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. DIG Good stuff --THINKER 20:36, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Splendid stuff. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:52, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Not only funny, but pleasant in appearance. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 21:02, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. STRONG For forgot how good this was after the PLS faded from my short attention span. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:30, 23 April 2007
  11. FOR It's really good. Matt lobster 17:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:13, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For--Dr. Fenwick 21:55, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Anything to get a jab in at Old Mother Hubbard and his/her stooges. Plus, this is good.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:12, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For! Surprised this one slipped through the cracks after the last PLS --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:53, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Colonel

Vote: Colonel

Score: 14 dubloons to ye m'hearties!! YYARGH!

Nomination:
For Votes: 16

Featured —rc (t) 06:38, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self nom & for So long as everyone's going nuts with the nominations, here's one of mine that did pretty well on pee review. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:56, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Holy crap that's good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Defend the barren wasteland! --L 04:47, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Quite funny. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:37, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Crocodiles, Scorpions (and lions). If this goes through - Cap'n Ben should be promoted to Colonel Ben! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:06, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Karma-AH 13:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. DIG absolutely! --THINKER 16:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Excellent! --Delketh 19:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Zyrac 19:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For--Dr. Fenwick 21:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For--Phantom Grammar 21:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For 'Fitzplimlico led the famous "I say, look here" charge at the Battle of Talavera.' - Fantastic article.Matt lobster 20:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:24, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against <yawns>. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:43, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against -- The Llama Llover!!! 04:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Vote: The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Score: 13 delicious kraft horse meat dinners

Nomination: An old PLS entry AND QFH.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 06:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. I thought about nomming and against-ing, but then I remembered that was stupid.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Must...show...love...for...one's...own...article...--Sir Shandon 21:40, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, damnit. Now Shandon has two pages on VFH. His head must be <emoticon of /me holding hands really far apart> big. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For'That poor horse.--Dr. Fenwick 22:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Doubleplusgood Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 22:23, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:32, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Still one of the best unfeatured articles of all time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Holy crap, that's funny. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For--Gaberou 04:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Kraft cheese triangles once again. This will be featured one day... -- Hindleyite Converse 16:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. I must have given a decent explanation last time it was nommed. Probably. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 19:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:17, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. Dig Digly Funny spin --THINKER 07:31, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Against - This article just doesn't push my funny button -- The Llama Llover!!!

Homeless Nerds

Vote: Homeless Nerds

Score: 13 stolen laptops

Nomination: The Llama Llover!!! 19:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featured —rc (t) 06:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom + For - I saw this article a little while ago, and it was quasi-featured. I thought it was good and deserved a second chance (or is this a third chance? Or maybe fourth?) Anyway, it's a nice article
  2. DoublePlusGoodSqueak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 20:56, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Naughty Budgie (talk • contribs) dif
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:49, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. One of my favorites among the oldies.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Ikabu 01:25, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Rather funny, and excellent use of images. --Efitu» Talk|Wikipedia|Email|F@H|Wikia 01:40, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For I like it. --Ekashp 02:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For I will code html for food.--Scott 06:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:13, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For -Deserved it first time on VFH-Retrofuture42 09:54, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For for about the tenth time. -- Hindleyite Converse 16:25, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Dunno if we are still voting or not, but this is awesome XD -- Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 07:51, 23 April 2007
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Byzantine Empire

Vote: Byzantine Empire

Score: 12.5 uptight former Romans

Nomination: General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12.5

Featured —rc (t) 05:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Many people before me have tried to write a funny Byzantine Empire article, but all have failed... until now. Some time ago, I found this article in a miserable condition, and I took it upon myself to rewrite this article. Some time later, I had completely rewritten the article. I submitted it to Pee Review, left it for a week, and now I nominate it on VFH. In summary, For. --General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. My doctor has me on Byzantine. He says it keeps the voices away. The voices disagree. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:25, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Brilliant rewrite. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For One of the best turnarounds of an article I've seen. Constantinopolis Victor! --Zarbag 11:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. FOR Pure genius. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 15:29, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Marty
  9. For--Scott 14:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, but needs some minor touch-ups. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:15, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Very good! 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For.  c • > • cunwapquc? 20:00, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Nothing was really laugh out loud funny, but clever.--Gaberou 04:56, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Vote: UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Score: 10 % human sex slaves

Nomination: TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11

Featured —rc (t) 09:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self-nom + For. This has been on Pee Review for a few days and got two very nice reviews, so I'm going to take a whack at nominating it --TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. On that note, good to see you here again, TKF. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:40, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. --Medvedev (scream)Grue Jammy.gif 21:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. -- Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:04, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. -- Because it was the first thing I've seen that made me laugh since visiting for the first time in months. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 22:01, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. -- Awesome article. Almost thought uncyclopedia was running out of funny articles until I found this (it's all I do for an hour an a half during second perion in school =P).Megamanfanx7 15:13, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- It's funny. What else needs to be said? --Ljlego 21:19, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For beastiality and For this article too. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:22, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Have you any wool? goshzillacorrespondence 02:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I guess other people see something in this I don't. Could have been a lot better. Rogpyvbc 04:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I don't want to see this stagnating, come on people get out and vote! --T.K.F. 12:19, 16 April 2007 (UTC)


UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Vote: UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Score: 13

Nomination: —Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 17.5

Featured —rc (t) 08:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. self nom and for Well, it got a good review, so I thought I'd stick it on here. —Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Agree, especially since I made the good review. I think it's an excellent news article. The addition of the handcuffed person at the end is gold. - Enzo Aquarius 00:22, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Sure. Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:30, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Yes. We've featured a lot of UnNews recently, but UnNewses like this keep them from burning out. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Of course, the likeliness of a Google employee's job to suck is much higher than that of an Apple employee, but I won't hold that against the article.StopTalkingToMyself
  6. For! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Fou-Lu 08:32, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Well, this is a lot better than most of the stuff on vfh right now, so ForShandon 15:27, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For GAMESPOT=666 20:05, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. I absolutly refuse to say For on the grounds that it is redundant with the new system. Wait... AtomDsig.png 12:59, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For!! 209.244.31.36 23:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, it was so entertaining, and I couldn't think of something to add. Catmaxy 22:45, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Fergus Fergusson 21:40, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. TINC. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:29, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. For. Was just about to make an against comment about how I didn't get it either. Then I did, and it's funnier because of it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:13, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. For? --T.K.F. 00:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5
  1. --Kelpan 18:54, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. I don't get it. goshzillacorrespondence 14:56, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. I won't say it's not funny, per se. I will say it's not Feature quality. 205.162.208.33 03:57, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. MACS AND APPLE WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD, SO STOP TRYING TO FIGHT IT WITH ALL THESE STUPID ARTICLES!!!
    Unsigned. Plus, OTT? —Braydie 07:54, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against If the above is true and Macs and Apple really soon rule the world then I don't think I can vote for this article. I'm too scared. Matt lobster 09:51, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Was disappointed that the article had so little to do with the title, and was just filled in with random first-person commentary. --So So 00:55, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Waltzing Matilda

Score: 13 Troopers mounting thoroughbreds

Nomination:
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 08:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom And For! I like to think I'm funny. --El Zoof 03:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. L 15:36, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:18, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:42, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. I'm not Australian, but I play one on TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:53, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. We Australians need something on the front page. Ikabu 09:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Kelpan 21:10, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! --Gijoel 16:28, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. FOR So amazingly accurate Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH03:41, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 03:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- Hindleyite Converse 19:37, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. --Fergus Fergusson 21:38, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:35, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I just don't find it accessible enough to be featured. Good for a quasi though.--T.K.F. 12:14, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Slate industry in Wales

Vote: Slate industry in Wales

Score: 14 enthralling bits of Welsh slate info

Nomination: Savethemooses 19:23, 15 April 2007 (PDT)
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 05:27, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self-nom and for Holy crap. I totally forgot about ever writing this when all of a sudden it appeared in my watchlist. I read it and kinda liked it. So... yeah. Might as well nom it.-- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:54, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. I laughed out loud. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:48, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. I considered nominating this one when I read it some time ago. --So So 05:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. This is my supporting vote Boring right? Exciting attempt #1: This is my EXPLODING CANARIES Vote--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 06:32, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Gotta love that slate. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. —Braydie 12:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. This is a good article.--Nydas 17:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Boy, this reminds me of the boredom of studying similar subjects in Geography. In a good way. --Phantom Grammar 18:29, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Brilliant, although I may make the place names more Welshy, if that's okay. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Be nice to see us boyos on the front page. Support Slate Labour (with some extra spit to add unique Welsh feel)! --Don alun 21:14, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. Hmm. I Guess we already have a Top 3 Contender for April here. --AtomDsig.png 21:26, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For - David Gerard 22:10, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. StM strikes again. --T.K.F. 00:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. I meant to nominate this before I got distracted by some damn thing.--Procopius 02:09, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen

Vote: UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen

Score: 15 sauted and blackened airmen

Nomination: rev_zim 20:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15

Featured —rc (t) 08:12, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. nomandfor Caught MSNBC.com with their weenies in the grammarchecker rev_zim 20:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:48, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. ~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    22:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:38, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Delicious! Kenvalyi 19:26, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:21, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. 4 --J M Hoffman 11:35, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For The truth is stranger than fiction. --Dr. Fenwick 21:37, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:17, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 01:52, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. Mega Dig. Just reading the title causes me lengthy fits of laughter. --THINKER 07:00, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. Weak fðr. Very close to against'ing solely because of the lack of an accent Aigu in Sauté (yeah, I'm a stickler like that) --T.K.F. 22:00, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For--Gaberou 19:40, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For a nicely executed lampoon of the news outlet that is also Satan's betrothed (how dare they fire Imus), I salute you as a bona fide real man of genius.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)20:12, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Wallet moth

Vote: Wallet moth

Score: 16 stylish misers

Nomination: Nydas 09:50, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

Featured —rc (t) 05:05, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self-nom and for. I've been working on this one for a while, and I think it's ready for a spin on the ol' VFH. Remember gents, your wallet moth is you!--Nydas 09:50, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. FORWinstanley1 11:47, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Strong For - Excellent article. I see it has been on Pee Review for quite a while also. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - original treatment of an old cliche - David Gerard 13:14, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 14:24, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:26, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. A nice take, and has just enough finely tuned outrage. --El Zoof 06:52, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- Hindleyite Converse 09:27, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Aye That's a good 'un. RabbiTechno 17:58, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. Kumquats!!!--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:55, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --Don alun 12:51, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. Dig --THINKER 16:46, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For the win! --T.K.F. 22:02, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For he's a jolly good fellow for writing an article whose worth nobody can deny.--Ljlego 16:01, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. ForI have one of these, and so does Daffy Duck.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 01:58, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman

Vote: UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman

Score: 15 malignant humans

Nomination: Phal112 04:48, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15

Featured —rc (t) 10:14, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Really short but highly amusing --Phal112 04:48, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. This was one of the best things about work yesterday. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  10:46, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Great real life story and some funny medical humour/humor. Easy FOR --Kenvalyi 12:14, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. A great example of UnNews as parody. Plus, it had so many sciency words I kan't unnerstand, so it must be good. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. The finest, funniest, and best peice of UnNews I've ever read. For by far. --Sparkiplasma 17:44, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Thanks, everyone :) -- Rei 18:13, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Good stuff. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:29, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - Great Article --Uncle J 18:32, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For - Hillarious. --Blah Blah Blah 19:43, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Most Excellent. Great satire without over reaching. Why didn't we think it first? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:15, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. What the hell, but I'd still see one of the other articles further down featured first. Creation to feature in 2 days is too much for me >_> --T.K.F. 21:47, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For O Cancer! We hardly knew ye! Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 21:53, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Onion-esque. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC)\
  14. Pwned. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 04:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For --—Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 09:02, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I really like this article. I definitely laughed, very good one. However, for me, it falls directly in the middle/gray etherzone: its funny, enjoyable, concise and well-written, but it just isn't the mountain-on-high caliber required for my Dig. I give it a strong Half-Dig (or 'D' , and the dot from 'i' ) --THINKER 05:05, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I restored the "For" count to an even number, as opposed to 3.5, because it doesn't make any sense to me. Please let me know if I was incorrect about that. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
    • Well I'd see it somewhere else (either here on another article or one of the other voting pages) so I thought I'd give it a halfer, since it's right at the point between For and Against for me. Its cool if the count should stay whole numbers though; I'll just subtract .01 and round my personal score sheet down. :) --THINKER 15:23, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain until the other two UnNews articles up for vote are featured. First things first, fellas.--T.K.F. 19:29, 14 April 2007 (UTC)


Strongly worded letter

Vote: Strongly worded letter

Score: 14 impassioned screeds

Nomination: David Gerard 09:05, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 17

Featured —rc (t) 06:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. For. I giggled, then cackled, then laughed out loud. - David Gerard 09:05, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Madretsma 18:22, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Winstanley1 10:41, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:41, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. --Emmzee 13:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. --User:Madretsma
  7. Dear Rc, please feature this article. Yours, Hindleyite Converse 18:27, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:50, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sounds like your average paypal employee GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 08:34, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Yep definately. It's great because it's completely unguided - I think most of the letters are from different people and they do manage to work together to provide a cross section snapshot of uncyclopedia. Aaadddaaammm 09:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Dear Sir: Thank you for article, Strongly worded letter. Please be assurred that I am voting FOR said article, and will not be stopped from doing so, even at the risk of your threats. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Not bad at all --GAMESPOT=666 01:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. Okay... after much internal pondering I finally must vote for. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thedukeofnuke (talk • contribs) dif
  15. For -- 54x Icons-flag-nz.png F@H (XXXX!) 09:46, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For!--T.K.F. 21:57, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. For againsting purpose. It sounds insulting that's all. Not very funny at all. Doesn't mean that it's not funny. It's funny but not that funny. Feureau 23:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - It's devoid of a picture. I'm sure that someone could justify one picture in this article somehow. -- Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 17:35, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 23:00, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I read the entire thing, and I have no idea what any of it means. Could someone please explain it to me? I'm tempted to vote against but I feel I can't do so without understanding what the heck is going on. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 21:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
It's freeform, man. Aaadddaaammm 09:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Charles Dickens

Vote: Charles Dickens

Score: 14.5 Thieving Orphans

Nomination: Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 22:20, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14.5

Featured —Braydie 13:27, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. I nominated this a while ago, and it missed being front page by a hair's breadth. Therefore, I nom again. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 22:20, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Notallright 22:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. FOR --- Brilliantly self-referential -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH15:19, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For -- 54x Icons-flag-nz.png F@H (XXXX!) 21:19, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:09, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For - David Gerard 09:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:53, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For May it lumber, slowly and with purpose, towards the happy land known as "Featured", as might a brontasaurus, whilst trying to catch a bus in central London, succeed in said aim, though it is undeniable that such a creature is seldom seen in the metropolis, though, on this fine spring morning, some might mistake a Brontosaurus for Mr. Catchpole, the manager of a local bank. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 08:20, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. It is the Best of Uncyclopedia, It is the worst of Uncyclopedia. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Little Nell, fuck yeah!--Procopius 14:20, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For--Thedukeofnuke 17:59, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For - The funniest damn thing I have found on the Uncyclopedia. Someone put some serious damn effort into this. Vafthrudnir 03:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For - I pee-reviewed this a while back. Brilliant article --Sibley 09:48, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For - absolutely brilliant 82.139.84.193 22:12, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 06:20, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Vote: HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Score: 17 tinfoil sombreros

Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 17

Featured —rc (t) 05:36, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. SN+F. A...unique...Howto with audio that is also...unique. I've lost my mind. Nope, there it is. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:21, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:55, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. ForShandon 15:28, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Brilliant. User:Solar penguin/sig 11:16, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. AtomDsig.png 15:05, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Oh, I am SO for this. Wonderful. --Andorin Kato 02:24, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Awesomeness! [[User:T-Rex Poop| ([[Great Pumpkin|All Heil the Great Pumpkin]])]] 17:02, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. Organically 4 I luvz it. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH03:25, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For It taught me everything. Matt lobster 09:47, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. Strong For--Dr. Fenwick 16:56, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:51, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. Urp--TKF 13:12, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Fergus Fergusson 21:42, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. For Quite randomly funny. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 21:56, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Why am I in Canada?

Vote: Why am I in Canada?

Score: 18 hosers walk into a bar, eh?

Nomination: Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:53, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19

Featured —rc (t) 07:58, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. NAF, just plane awesome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:53, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Why are you in Canada? --KATIE!! 20:08, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. —Braydie 21:14, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Why not, eh? --Kenvalyi 22:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:05, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 12:41, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:48, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:24, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:58, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. I just knew there had to be a reason I went there....~Jewriken.GIF 06:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:46, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. 'For --Scott 21:05, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. ForRandomator 21:10, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. ForSqueak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 01:31, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. Urp--TKF 02:16, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. For --Vashinred 20:45, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Good, Goood, Gold.
  18. How bout one more --finker.jpgTHINKER 03:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. For I can't believe I didn't read this earlier. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 05:04, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. --Kelpan 23:25, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Women

Vote: Women

Score: 17 furry pedophiles

Nomination: Women have mastered the kind exterior with a cold, heartless interior. Sure they may all seem like motherly, caring types, but don't you dare get that bitch angry. Or do dare and don't come whining to us when suddenly all your friends and family are under the impression that you're a furry pedophile.

RabbiTechno 18:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

For Votes: 19

Featured —rc (t) 08:08, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. For Keitei at her best. Very funny, great article. RabbiTechno 18:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. for This is beautiful stuff. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH03:29, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Keitei did a good job. I wish I could do the same. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
  4. There are for the most part three kinds of female jokes: men-hating ones, self-deprecating ones, and pregnancy/motherhood/babies/children/whatever-related ones. This article has mostly the first at the beginning, a section or two of the second, and none of the third. Therefore, it seems unfinished to me. Oh, also menstruation jokes but those are just weird to the uninitiated. As for bitterness, that's just part of the joke. But whatevs. Obligated for as main contributor. --KATIE!! 17:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Vote granted as per IRC request. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 17:50, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Great bit of writing, for a girl. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 18:53, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Lord Fluffy approves. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For, this is like that song "Suffragette City"...about women...and "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I saw a woman once. Naked. Then she screamed and shut the blinds. *sigh*. Chicks are always over-reacting like that. Frankly, it was so distracting that I forgot to masturbate. This is off the record, right? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:02, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. All nicely wrapped up with ribbons and bunting and shit. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 08:16, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Is funny. Matt lobster 09:34, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. I think I voted for this before, I made some witty comment about how women can't write goodly. Oh wait, no I was scared of what would happen to me. —Braydie 17:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. F♂R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:21, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. Unconditional support for and affirming hugs for all Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. Weak for.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. I just wish it got featured a little sooner. Like V-Day. --Medvedev (scream)Grue Jammy.gif 16:11, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. OMFG! A WOMAN WROTE AN ARTICLE!? Just kidding, for. --General Insineratehymn 02:37, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. The fact that a woman made it stops it from being sexist. yes... Keitei is a "woman"...--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:55, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. For the ladies! --Kenvalyi 21:40, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. --Kelpan 18:24, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Lacking in emotional stability.
    And your point is? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. --A little too bitter. -L 13:27, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
    And your point is? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
    Oh noes! She's got that look in her eye! Everybody scatter! /me gets the hell out of here. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Uluru

Vote: Uluru

Score: 21 fresh coats of paint

Nomination: El Zoof 12:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC) (self-nom)
For Votes: 21

Featured —rc (t) 06:21, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. A true masterpiece! Well, it's good. It's okay. Kind of. It has good bits... --El Zoof 12:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I added an image to Uluru, so I think it should be featured. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 17:53, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Kelpan 18:46, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --Blah Blah Blah 19:17, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:56, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. FOR Beauty. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 21:21, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:59, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - LOL at renovation picture - David Gerard 13:17, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. So disrespectful! --L 17:23, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:24, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. "Visit South Australia and look at a rock." Priceless. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 19:55, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. yes, yes, yes. the question i have here is, why the hell would people want to look at a rock in a desert? now excuse me while I go back to working on helping book the trip to see Uluru --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. InfiniteMonkey 03:15, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For You know you shouldn't insult South Australia. It's full of serial killers. --Gijoel 06:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For--Dr. Fenwick 17:48, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For - Nice. One of the funniest articles I've read in a while, actually. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. For - Fantastically funny, but Uluru is in the Northern Territory, not South Australia. [2] See? Ikabu 04:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. For -- Hindleyite Converse 12:35, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. Urp --TKF 13:15, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  20. For--Thedukeofnuke 17:59, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  21. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 20:52, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Um... deliberate misinformation, Ikabu. Yeah. That sounds vaguely plausible. --El Zoof 08:19, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Sorry, my fault. Ikabu 22:56, 8 April 2007 (UTC)


Merde, She Wrote

Vote: Merde, She Wrote

Score: 16 Recently Dead Relatives

Nomination: Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
For Votes: 16
  1. SelfNom And For! People keep telling me this should be on VFH. So here it is. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 12:35, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For This new voting thing fucks with my head. I like it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:50, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Sheer brilliance oozes from every pore of this article. --El Zoof 21:43, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Oui! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:28, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For - how did this miss last time? - David Gerard 12:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:43, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:11, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Shandon 15:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:00, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Finally read it, it's wonderful. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:25, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. 217.132.204.184 01:25, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Can't believe it took me so long to find this one. RabbiTechno 17:33, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. I think I read this before, but it deserves a vote based on title alone. -- KATIE!! 17:53, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Back of the net! Matt lobster 09:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For having laugh tracks on slaughters. —Braydie 17:13, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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