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Uncyclopedia:VFH/Failed
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This lists the 30 most recently failed nominations. For all concluded nominations, see Category:VFH archive. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. to view the latest additions to this list.
| # | Article | Score | Closing date | Closed by | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0. | Praey for the Gods (nomination page) | 1 ( 2 / 1 ) | 30 January 2024 | Romartus | |
| 1. | Ron DeSantis (nomination page) | 0 ( 1 / 1 ) | 16 September 2023 | Romartus | |
| 2. | HowTo:Assassinate John Lennon (nomination page) | 0 ( 2 / 2 ) | 18 August 2022 | Romartus | Didn't get the votes to become a feature |
| 3. | A Splode (nomination page) | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | 15 June 2022 | Romartus | |
| 4. | article1 (nomination page) | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | 15 April 2022 | Romartus | Negative territory. |
| 5. | WikiHow (nomination page) | -2 ( 0 / 2 ) | 15 February 2022 | Spike | Nominated (and given 91 upvotes, with no rationale) by sockpuppet of banned user |
| 6. | Undictionary:Insurrectionist (nomination page) | -2 ( 0 / 2 ) | 3 January 2022 | Romartus | |
| 7. | Cinnamon Toast Crunch (nomination page) | 1 ( 2 / 1 ) | 22 December 2021 | Romartus | Stuck on one positive vote. Not enough to feature. |
| 8. | Gamergate (nomination page) | 1.5 ( 1.5 / 0 ) | 25 May 2021 | Spike | No vote traction |
| 9. | Nonsense (nomination page) | 1 ( 2 / 1 ) | 7 May 2021 | Romartus | Not going to make it as a feature. |
| 10. | Fat hippo (nomination page) | -1.5 ( 0.5 / 2 ) | 7 May 2021 | Romartus | Went into negative territory. No way out. |
| 11. | OMGWTFBBQ (nomination page) | -1 ( 1 / 2 ) | 23 April 2021 | Romartus | Failed to get the votes |
| 12. | International Court of Justice (nomination page) | 1 ( 1 / 0 ) | 15 January 2021 | Romartus | Failed to gain traction |
| 13. | White People (nomination page) | -1 ( 2 / 3 ) | 8 August 2019 | Romartus | Failed |
| 14. | Pensacola (nomination page) | -1 ( 0 / 1 ) | 30 July 2019 | Romartus | Failed to get the votes |
| 15. | Illinois (nomination page) | 0 ( 0 / 0 ) | 3 June 2019 | Romartus | |
| 16. | Mob Psycho 100 (nomination page) | -1 ( 0 / 1 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Went negative early |
| 17. | Trailer Park Boys (nomination page) | -1 ( 0 / 1 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Failed |
| 18. | Benoit Mandelbrot (nomination page) | Expression error: Missing operand for -. ( 5 / ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Failed. |
| 19. | 000000000! (nomination page) | -3 ( 0 / 3 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Failed to get the votes |
| 20. | Vocal range (nomination page) | -1 ( 1 / 2 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Went minus |
| 21. | CTRL-SHIFT-QQ (nomination page) | -2 ( 1 / 3 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Failed. 2 minus votes |
| 22. | The 9/11 Commission Report (nomination page) | 1 ( 2 / 1 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Won't get the votes for a feature this time round |
| 23. | EMen: The Dating service for women (nomination page) | 1 ( 1 / 0 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Failed to get the vote |
| 24. | UnScripts:Interview With Green Arrow (nomination page) | -0.5 ( 1 / 1.5 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Failed this time |
| 25. | Light Yagami (nomination page) | 0 ( 0 / 0 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | No votes |
| 26. | Big Fish (nomination page) | 1 ( 1 / 0 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | No going to make a feature |
| 27. | William Steig (nomination page) | 1 ( 1 / 0 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Failed |
| 28. | Jack Kerouac (nomination page) | 2 ( 2 / 0 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Too long in the queue |
| 29. | Peak mummy (nomination page) | -1 ( 2 / 3 ) | 11 March 2019 | Romartus | Went minus.No way back |