OMGWTFBBQ
Oscar Wilde would be proud.
“OMG! W4t t3h fuxx0rz?”
“By the Gods! What the bloody hell has happened? Barbeque!This is Mo60n1k!”
“ZOMGWTFBBQHAXORBANBAN!!!!10n3!”
“ZOMFGWTFBBQROFFLMFAOHAXORBANBANLOL!!! I can has A longer one?”
History
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OMGWTFBBQ today
Nowadays, the term is used as the superlative form of the OMG M1LK5|-|4|<3!!!11one (OMG being regular size, OMFG being large and of course OMGWTFBBQ as the super-size) The term has made its way out of Video games and into the real world as i plainly seen by the BBQ sauce bottle seen on your right. The influnces are seen not only in food but also in government. Take the following quotes:
“OMGWTFBBQ Pres. Bush what are you doing?”
“OMGWTFBBQ, why haven't they found me yet?”
“OMGWTFBBQ, let the babies live”
“OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!”
“OMGWTFBBQ, why is this article a stub?”
“OMGWTFBBQ, a page that is not a stub being labeled with the [[Template:Stub]] tag could break the universe.”
Inappropriate uses for OMGWTFBBQ
DISCLAIMER: Some of the following are 1st person 2nd person, not question and answer.
Q: Will you marry me?
A: OMGWTFBBQ
Q:Does this dress make me look fat?
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:Do you have protection?
A:OMGWTFBBQ, I knew i forgot something!!
Q:And the Emmy goes to.....
A:OMGWTFBBQ for their role in OMGWTFBBQ!
Q:All right kids, put away your crayons, we are going to have a pop-quiz before nap-time
A:OMGWTFBBQ!!
Appropriate uses for OMGWTFBBQ
DISCLAIMER:' Some of the following scenarios are 1st person 2nd person, not actually questions and answers.
Q: There's a pig laying eggs in my ear?
A: OMGWTFBBQ
Q: How do you want to cook the steak?
A: OMFGWTFBBQ's (On my Flaming grill with the flavorful Bar B Q Sauce)
Q:We're taking heavy fire!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:The ship is sinking!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:Holy Shit, that was a Land-Mine!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:Imma firin ma lazor!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:All your base are belong to us!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:I'm Pregnant!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
C:I'm Pregnant too!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:What sauce should we add?
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:Is there any pizza left?
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:I'm GAY!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:I have HIV...
A:OMGWTFBBQ
Q:DAMMIT BILL YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS!!!
A:OMGWTFBBQ
C:Oh, ok...
Q:A man sneaks up from behind and knives you in the head.
A:OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Q:Somebody disrobes in preparation to sex you up.
A:OMGWTFBBQ, I thought you were a woman!!!
Q: Hi!
A: OMGWTFBBQ
Q: What?
A: OMGWTFBBQ
Q: Fuck you!
A: OMGWTFBBQ
Q: Stop saying OMGWTFBBQ!
A: OMGWTFBBQ
Q: Can you say anything else?!
A: OMGWTFBBQ!
Q: OMGWTFBBQ
A: OMGWTFBBQ
The best way to experience OMGWTFBBQ
The Best way to experience OMGWTFBBQ, however, is thus:
Return home, only to find your house is on fire: OMG
There is a herd of cows in what was your kitchen: WTF
The cows in your kitchen are also on fire: BBQ
The Parts of OMGWTFBBQ
If you will notice, OMGWTFBBQ is comprised of three separate, and distinct parts (much like the Flying Spaghetti Monster )
First of all, OMG. Meaning "Oh my god!" or in some, less popular BBQ related cases "Oh my Grill!" is the first part of OMGWTFBBQ. It is an expression of surprise, introducing the phrase. This part can also signify mild disgruntlement.
Second, WTF. Originally meaning "What the Fuck?", WTF has become somewhat of a metaphorical question mark, replacing "Whaa..?" in most sentences. Like OMG, WTF signifies disgruntlement.
Together these are "OMGWTF!", an expression of raw emotion, and a higher plane of disgruntlement. It is often used to express outrage at one's circumstances, or a situation.
Thirdly, BBQ. BBQ puts a nicely grilled spin on "OMGWTF", as after an expression as powerful as "OMGWTF", one may need to signify that they are still in decent spirits. It may also be used as a form of randomness. The final result, OMGWTFBBQ is often combined with vivid images to further enhance the effect of the phrase and/or image in use. The BBQ's ability to sear chicken and lamb to a crisp has captured humankind's imagination, and is a suitable addition to the immortal "OMGWTF".
Other Noob Phrases
- OMGWTF
- Lol = Laugh Out Loud, a.k.a. I'm a loser head that can't write out HA.
- lmao = laugh my ass off a.k.a. i had no ass to begin with so, guess what? i just lied...
- ialfailtcdcaftsspwil = i'm a loser face and i lie to collect drew carey actions figures that say sexual phrases which i love a.k.a. scenester = gayness
- OMG
- OMFG
- HAX = Like FAX but they made a typo
- W00t
- N00b
- FSCK = Short for "File System Check", as in write a check-mark all over your hard drive with a piece of chalk and ruin it
- OMGWBFFFFEE, OMGWBFFFFEEE, OMGWBFFFFEEEEEE!!
- UBER = Ur Butt Es Rank (wrinten by someone who speaks spanish)
- NUBSAUCE = N00bish Uber Butt Sucking Anus Universal Cremated Emokid a. k. a. your mom
- Ur Mom = A nublett trying to express your dominance over him in his little insignificant way
- NUBCAKE - A lil' n00bish kid who thinks he's all that
- LOLWTFBBQ - A less-powerful version of OMGWTFBBQ, this replaces "OMG" with an LOL WUT. Used when something is more than OMGWTF, but less than an OMGWTFBBQ,
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