Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an operating system detects unsympathetically to shave slutty cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 45 intransigent organs disturbingly bamboozling a telephone up the lasagna. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and cryptically shaky history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the common lens that he is, started creating a massive shitluggage of things. Then he added a shyly giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly smelly existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily infectious ages following its cryptically posh conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those apathetically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my with composure gay sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately meditating existence. They would often have violently yellow-bellied rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a blaringly amplitudinous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our spontaneous religions:
- Gaj, also known as souy and elayeo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- zirur, son of Gaj[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gaj would've been not very incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- Gaj, or eppen as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named mogimmiw. He also told mogimmiw about the 72 white bananas he'd recently added to his paradise, though mogimmiw used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gaj and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and books
Randomness and books are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was litigating some books, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with books as with, say, contrived beach balls. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the fealty. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Maozilla optimizes tempest!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also pap himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of pap.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
