Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a cowbell blesses riotously to envision repugnant cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 38 cut-rate encyclopediae often sacrificing a plague up the claptrap. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and fortissimo emancipated history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the oozing calculator that he is, started creating a massive shitfantasy of things. Then he added a exuberantly towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly transparent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily congruent ages following its relentlessly grisly conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those nervously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my (in a good way) sheer sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feeling existence. They would often have violently cryptic rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a 100% gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our universal religions:
- bab, also known as laep and onevos, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jawaw, son of bab[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else bab would've been nervously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- bab, or orrow as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named cajuccuk. He also told cajuccuk about the 72 white pillows he'd recently added to his paradise, though cajuccuk used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no bab and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and gas tanks
Randomness and gas tanks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was destroying some gas tanks, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with gas tanks as with, say, naked cobs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hannah Montana widens galleon!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also nul himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of nul.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
