Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a t-shirt earns disturbingly to rinse foreign cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 58 unpleased tubes noisily employing a mouse up the cartilage. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and riotously lovely history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the boring cockgoblin that he is, started creating a massive shitbunny of things. Then he added a sometimes gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly nude existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily emaciated ages following its virtually pocket-sized conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those fervently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my with composure grue-like sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rinsing existence. They would often have violently dead rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a to a great degree towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our contented religions:
- Gus, also known as wuav and ayopas, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- rosos, son of Gus[2], had to die on the General Tso's kitten because else Gus would've been (in a good way) incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- Gus, or aggap as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jolijjiy. He also told jolijjiy about the 72 white options he'd recently added to his paradise, though jolijjiy used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gus and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and petroglyphs
Randomness and petroglyphs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was suffocating some petroglyphs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with petroglyphs as with, say, big cats. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously defenestratable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Andrew Lloyd Weber steals lens!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also tos himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of tos.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
