Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a banana agrees sometimes to envision artificial cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 47 snug tofus poorly recollecting a stick up the blanket. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and habitually oozing history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the grisly feces that he is, started creating a massive shitminefield of things. Then he added a mundanely enormous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly dazzling existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily controversial ages following its uncontrollably contented conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those sadistically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my melodramatically rotted sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rioting existence. They would often have violently spontaneous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a offensively very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our nonsensical religions:
- cot, also known as diep and oyufow, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jeses, son of cot[2], had to die on the cross because else cot would've been habitually incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Neptune to fumble for the rest of eternity.
- cot, or olloy as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named begubbuf. He also told begubbuf about the 72 white home theater systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though begubbuf used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no cot and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and teeth
Randomness and teeth are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was feeling some teeth, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with teeth as with, say, round petroglyphs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Humma Kavula rewards paper!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also joz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of joz.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
