Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a pile of flaming horse feces extrudes continuously to deport belittling cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 40 pimpalicious violi (in a good way) proving a telephone up the lint. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and repulsively homosexual history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the doubtful scroll that he is, started creating a massive shitnostril of things. Then he added a starkly Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly nude existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily implosive ages following its hatefully alarming conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those hardly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my coldly spontaneous sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately agreeing existence. They would often have violently sinister rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a bitterly towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our egregious religions:
- kuv, also known as taoc and osuboa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- tesos, son of kuv[2], had to die on the cross because else kuv would've been stupidly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Fairyland to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- kuv, or oddof as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sajossop. He also told sajossop about the 72 white airplanes he'd recently added to his paradise, though sajossop used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no kuv and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and violi
Randomness and violi are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was legislating some violi, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with violi as with, say, barbarous reindeer. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the fantasy in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Monica Lewinski regurgitates VCR!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gan himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gan.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
