OMGWTF
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OMGWTF is an abbreviation for "Oh my God, what the fuck?!", the most used phrase in online gaming.
Other meanings may be;
- Orgy Making Gay Walnut Tanning Flags
- Oh My God World Totaly Fucked
- Overtly Mixing Gravy Whilst Turkey Fixing
- Obese Midget Grandparents Wank The Flamingo
- Onionrings Might Get With The Frenchfries
- Obnoxious Masturbating Gophers Without Their Fingers
- Oscar Might Go Wee Twice, Fool
- Overweight Mother Goes With The Flow
- Obvious Machine for Gathering Whole Tankers of Fudge
- Oscar Meyer Gives Weiners To Fatties
Usage[edit]
- As well as the combined form — OMGWTF — either half may stand alone: OMG and/or WTF.
- The utterance WAHHHHHHH! is interchangeable.
- Usually occurs during the throes of an orgasm or during a midnight duel between two Frenchmen armed with small herrings.
Legality[edit]
The use of OMGWTF is illegal in all countries, states, islands, provinces, peninsulas and territories except for France. A common punishment for use of word is death by cheese grating and the offender’s remains must be consumed by his closest relative. Uncommon punishments can range from being locked in dark room while bring forced to listen to nothing but Jet albums (This is capital punishment, as 98% of prisoners kill themselves while the surviving 2% are stabbed for liking Jet) to being beaten repeatedly with soggy mattresses.
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