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Today's featured article – Woolly mammoth

Woolly mammoth (a species of the genus Mammuthus) was a large shaggy beast that is a bit woollier than the Not-so-woolly Mammoth, and much woollier than the less common, Bald Mammoth, otherwise known as African and Indian elephants.

These large mammals were known, from stamp indentations on their passports, to have lived all over the northern most parts of the world, rarely leaving their home territory; however they were thought to migrate south, at least once a year, for Mardi Gras. Further evidence suggests that they preferred to travel in small caravans, two to each mid-sized sedan in order to expedite their migration via the carpool lane. (more...)

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Kalamazoo is a nonexistent city in southwestern Michigan. The state government, knowing it didn't have enough goofy-sounding towns like Kalkaska, invented Kalamazoo just to amuse people stuck in more conventionally named places like Detroit or Paw Paw. And even if it existed, there would be no zoo in Kalamazoo. A small Nature Interpretive Center, perhaps. (more...)

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November 20: Almighty Sophia Day

500 BCE - Greeks invent philosophy(filos=love, (of) Sophia).
479 BCE - Sophia invents boobs , millions stare.
284 - Dodecahedron becomes Roman Emperor.
c.350 - The Church of Saint Sophia is built in Bulgaria, the name rendered as "Sofia" based on cyrillic transliteration. Other churches would soon be built in Mu, Krakatau (Krakatoa) Island, Antarctica, Turkey, California (Los Angeles), earning the wrath of Cthulhu followers.
403 - The Hagia Sophia is completed in Constantinople. Her majestic domes are just huge.
1453 - Turks capture Constantinople and rename it "Is Stan Bull", adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia Sophia.
1910 - Mexican Revolution begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all.
1910 - (about 1 PM): Siesta in Mexico. Revolution is postponed.
1917 - World War I, Battle of Cambrai begins: the Allies make surprise attack on the German trenches while the soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.
1950 - Sophia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight.
1958 - Sophia films Boy on a Dolphin. Years later, Michael Jackson will purchase rights for the remake.
1988 - Pac-Man and Miss Pac-Man wed amid concerns over their identical surnames.
2028 - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, Mrs Pac-Man disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue.

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