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27 April 2026

Trump was better at everything... but Vafaei won.

SHEFF!ELD, England -- Iranian leading strategist Hossein Vafaei was better than Trump when competing in attack strategy. After 25 rounds of fighting, Trump had to accept his loss. This came as a suprise, because Trump was more likely to win.

Donald Trump waved off the humiliating defeat.

Suprisingly, Iranian snooker player Hossein Vafaei beat Englishman Judd Trump in round two of the Halo World snooker championships at the CRUC!BLE, SHEFF!ELD. The game continued for a long time with many changes, before Vafaei finally winning the last frame 91 to 25 and the whole match 13 to 12. The game lasted 25 frames out of 25. The Chinese snooker player Wu Yize beat Vafaei in the quarterfinals.

Asked to comment, the U.S. President (left) replied that he didn't view it as a loss, why should I discuss it with you, no one reads your loser website anymore.

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