Vivek Ramaswamy
The following speech was given by Vivek Ramaswamy at an exclusive tech-bro talk in the Mar-a-Lago basement. This transcript was smuggled out after the event.
Hey...HEY YOU! YES YOU AT THE BACK WITH YOUR MAGA CAP ON. Stop playing with your computer game and LISTEN TO ME!
Know the name, know the face. I am Vivek G. Ramaswamy. You just to need to know these facts. I SAID LISTEN! STOP READING THIS WEBSITE!! I am coming for you all with my best buds — Elon Musk and the man who is making this all possible, the greatest U.S. President since William McKinley climbed up a mountain that once carried his name. I am talking about President Donald Trump. May all of our gods watch out for him.
I SAID LISTEN TO ME! You useless products of the American education system. I was once foolish enough to think I could beat President Trump for the Republican Party nomination. Then Elon said to me, "Pull out! Trump will follow us because we are the rich and successful."
You know our plan? To make the USA the best tech-led country in the world. We don't care where you come from, but come to America and you will be part of the new bloc that will take us to Mars and beyond. When Elon and I are in our DOGE office in January, we are going to transform this country.
So this is the deal, MAGAs. Get educated in math and science. Art and theater are for LOSERS. We don't need that. Watching television shows like Friends — That makes you a DOUBLE LOSER!
What was that?
I heard that. Yes, I am a brown Indian. I am proud of my heritage and of what I have given to the U.S. My brains! My will power. My every single thing. And I want to be with people who believe in the same. For you MAGAs...we are giving you the fun of watching undocumented aliens being rounded up and locked up in camps. Then we will send them ALL to Canada. They can have them. Plenty of space in that waste of a country. Watch them clamor to become our 51st state, along with Greenland and Panama.
So stick around for the ride, MAGAs. Don't listen to supposed MAGA tribune Steve Bannon. What I and Elon are going to deliver is what YOU voted for. We are the future. You knuckle-dragging MAGAs are the past. This is the new MAGA!!