UnNews:Trump renames Christmas
| Straight talk, from straight faces | ✪ | UnNews | ✪ | Friday, December 19, 2025, 16:07:59 (UTC) |
| Trump renames Christmas | 
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19 December 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- U.S. President Donald Trump has renamed Christmas "America Day".
In an Executive Order issued Monday, Trump said, "The new name recognizes the virgin birth of the United States 249 years ago, and our continual delivery of miracles to the world, from the internal combustion engine to Truth Social.®"
The move follows a controversial earlier order renaming the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America", which featured federal sanctions for reluctant cartographers and travel influencers.
Other notorious renamings were the Trump-Lincoln Memorial and Thanksgiving, now known as "Thank You Mr. Trump".
Trump announced the changes in a nationally televised address on Wednesday. After stating without evidence, "I feel good today", Trump stood in front of America Day trees and a portrait of George Trump-Washington and described how he had inherited the worst economy in U.S. history but had promptly ended inflation. However, Politifact rushed out a press release that sirloin and D.C. townhouses remain virtually unaffordable.
Trump also said every member of the Armed Forces would receive a $1,776 check from tariffs, which are also going to both pay off the nation's debt and put a permanent base on the moon. Trump said he is also giving the troops a day off, as his birthday is the newest national holiday.
Trump concluded his remarks with the politically charged assertion that all Americans should have a joyous holiday.
Sources[edit]
- Alexandra Marquez "Trump's handpicked Kennedy Center board votes to rename it the 'Trump-Kennedy Center'". NBC News, December 18, 2025
- Staff "Trump addresses the nation from the White House". Associated Press, December 17, 2025