UnNews:Trump renames Christmas
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| Trump renames Christmas | 
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19 December 2025
WASHINGTON, Trump #1 Capital District -- U.S. President Donald Trump has renamed Christmas "America Day".
In an Executive Order issued Monday, Trump said, "The new name recognizes the virgin birth of the United States 249 years ago, and our continual delivery of miracles to the world, from loaves and fishes to Truth Social.®"
The move follows a controversial order renaming the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America", which featured federal sanctions for reluctant cartographers and travel influencers.
Other notorious renamings were the Trump-Lincoln Memorial; the Atlantic-coast expressway, now signed "I-47"; and Thanksgiving, now known as "Thank You Mr. Trump".
Trump announced the changes in a nationally televised address on Wednesday. After stating without evidence, "I feel good today", Trump stood in front of America Day trees and a portrait of George Trump-Washington and described how he had inherited the worst economy in U.S. history but had promptly ended inflation like nothing anyone has ever seen before. However, Politifact rushed out a press release that sirloin and D.C. townhouses remain virtually unaffordable, as the author has attracted no buyers at all on his own.
The White House had promised cable news networks there would be an announcement of new policy. Executives at CNN reacted to the 19 minutes of Presidential self-promotion by saying, "We were misled!" with no evident sense of irony. Additional angry reactions were provided by anchorwomen named "Sunny", "Joy", and "Whoopie".
Chief of Staff Susie Wiles disclosed to Vanity Fair magazine that she had fitted Trump with a police-quality tactical vest to ensure he would not be injured by vigorous chest-thumping.
Trump also said every member of the Armed Forces would receive a $1,776 check from tariffs, which will also both pay off the nation's debt and put a permanent base on the moon. Trump said he is also giving the troops an extra day off, as his birthday is the newest national holiday.
Trump concluded his remarks with the politically charged assertion that all Americans should have a joyous holiday.
Sources[edit]
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- Alexandra Marquez "Trump's handpicked Kennedy Center board votes to rename it the 'Trump-Kennedy Center'". NBC News, December 18, 2025
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