UnNews:Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile
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25 October 2025
LONDON -- Disgraced British royal Prince Andrew is to be banished from his home country after fresh revelations about his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein and young women. His brother King Charles III said his brother was now an ex-royal persona non grata.
The fall of 'Randy Andy' from Lothario to loathed will see the prince enter permanent exile. His consistent denial of knowing anything about Epstein's sex trafficking and blackmail activities has been questioned by some of the female victims. That Epstein had also given money to Andrew's ex-wife Sarah Ferguson was also glossed over.
'Andrew is finished,' said one royal insider. 'He is the blackest of all black sheep in the royal family. Only King Edward VIII was worse, because of his Nazi connections.'
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer will also be involved in where to send Prince Andrew. One option would be the British possession of St. Helena, where Napoleon was sent after the Battle of Waterloo. Another suggestion is remote South Georgia. This island has only climate scientists living there, apart from penguins and seals.
'To be honest,' added the royal insider, 'If we could send Andrew to Narnia, we would.'
Sources[edit]
- Staff "Prince Andrew to lose more than his titles". The Independent, October 25, 2025