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17 February 2026

Obama tries to walk back his comments about aliens

NEW YORK CITY -- Former U.S. President Barack Obama has walked back his claim that aliens are real and have been regular visitors to Earth. He also denied that aliens that have survived a crash landing are now in a deportation camp to "send the bastards back to their own galaxy".

"I only said I don't believe in them. None have ever dropped by my home for green tea. They could well exist, but I have no direct contact with our interspace friends."

When a photograph emerged from a deep-web source showing Obama walking with two aliens, he claimed it was an obvious fake. Now that Obama has retreated from his earlier position, many suspect he was "gotten to" by NASA.

Supporters of UFOs said Obama was right the first time and that he had his mind changed after a secret anal probe. They see Obama's retreat as part of the conspiracy that has hidden the truth about alien visitors. It could also be part of the growing scandal of Jeffrey Epstein's emails.

"Obama blurted out the truth and then ran away from it," said a blogger called Bleet4Cash. "President Donald Trump said he made the CIA and the Ministry of War and Alien Abductions release their files, but evidently the elites were still dodging their responsibilities."

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