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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.
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PERSONAL ATTN: Staci Loman 1432 Kitchenside Dr. Probably like, Ohio
Dear Ms. Loman,
I know this information is coming at an inopportune time in your life; having a deaf sister is never an easy burden to bear. And I know that the recent C+ in Geometry has severely affected your relationship with your parents for the time being, leading to a terribly unfortunate loss of car-borrowing privileges. I also heard about your cat Chuckles. Again, I’m terribly sorry. However, I believe the time has come for us to see other people. Other people, as in absolutely not each other....
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Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.
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SAN FRANCISCO, California -- Earlier today a heroic attempt was made by San Francisco Fire Fighters as they braved a burning building to save two kittens. The kittens were found unconscious in the living room, surrounded by flame and smoke when two daring fire fighters lifted the kittens, broke down the front door with an axe and rushed the kittens outside where paramedics successfully revived the kittens. On a related note, Grandma may still be inside the building.
The kittens made a full recovery and were soon back on their feet drinking milk from a bowl, which received an approving "Awww..." from everyone present. The kittens are indeed very cute, both are brown with blue eyes and have, according to one neighboring resident, "the cutest little kitty faces" she has ever seen. A combined effort was made to wash and dry the kittens to get the soot off of their fur which later turned out to be a success....
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“Philosophy is the phine art oph phucking the brain with phact-phree conjecture.”
- ~ Popular Belief on modern philosophy
Did you know...
- ...that you're a burden to society?
- ...that the cheese growing between my toes needs a rebuttal as soon as possible?
- ...that petting zoos are gonna get a whole lot more fun?
- ...that circular logic is good because I read it in an article on circular logic?
- ...that necromancy is just another way of getting a date, and that you shouldn't judge me?
- ...that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?
- ...that circular logic is good because I read it in an article on circular logic?
- ...that you're a burden to society?
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