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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.
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| A common technique is to use a Unicorn Lure™, available from UniTech©... |
It's not easy to kill a unicorn. From far away, and even from up close, unicorns are real pretty n' shit. But if you know unicorns like I don't, you would have a real problem with em. FUCA has been recruiting people to our cause for a century with a list of complaints we have against unicorns, a book of recipes, sex positions, a map of unicorn hideouts, and a list of reasons to hunt unicorns in the first place.
The most important reason to want to bring down one of these creatures is for the horn. There are a lot of different theories on what the horn is filled with, but I can tell you right now, it's gotta be worth something. If you tear the horn off the unicorn's head and sprinkle its contents all over the place, you'll be able to fly. This is because those horns are chock fulla fairy dust....
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| Brubeck has been a journalist at the Arizona Daily Star for four years... |
The House, Somewhere. The man who lives in the house amazed onlookers today when, at about the time the sun came up, he woke up.
This life-changing event officially marked the end of a very boring period of time when it was dark and the man was asleep and there was nothing to do. It was horrible. I didn't think it was ever going to end.
But it did!!!!!
The man got out of bed and stood up, and I just about had a heart attack from excitement. I was so excited, I knocked him over!...
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“Don't worry if she calls the cops, she's just trying to get you jealous.”
- ~ From the article: HowTo:Make girls like you
Did you know...
- ...that there are people scared of being buried alive with fucking sharks?
- ...that you're a burden to society?
- ...that bad arguments are just as good as good ones? Because I said so?
- ...that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?
- ...that every single person is unique, except you?
- ...that in Russia, reversals reverse reversions?
- ...that fight club is a total cop out of the highest magnitude?
- ...that fight club is a total cop out of the highest magnitude?
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