Portal:Literature
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Literature portal.
The home of Oscar Wilde, UnBooks, UnPoetia and UnScripts. |
“Literature. Nothing is better.”
- ~ Oscar Wilde on Literature
Featured Article
Playwright, novelist, musician, poet, philanthropist, historian, short story writer - these are just a few of the professions of individuals that Oscar Wilde has corrupted with his rampant sexuality and Rabelaisian appetites.
A man whose wisdom touches on nearly every conceivable topic, often without consent, which in turn has led to several lawsuits. Renown'd for his beautiful diction and his skilled oratory, Oscar is without doubt one of the leading literary figures of the first few days of March in 1895.
Oscar Wilde is hailed as one of the most brilliant men who ever existed and ruler of Uncyclopedia without really having done anything to merit this. Just accept it.
Come across a decent article on literature? Well, make sure you wipe it clean, pervert. Then submit it for promotion.
Further Reading
Below is a list of some other stuff vaguely connected to literature:
Oscar Wilde Quote
"Don't sweat the petty things...or was it don't pet the sweaty things?"