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The Reich thanks you for tuning in to this special broadcast of the Nineteen Thirty-Six Nuremberg Rally! All the beer and sausages in Bavaria can't keep you from this great sport, we know. The proud sponsors of this unequalled event, Otto Eberhardt Patronenfabrik, Fokker, and of course Schuberth Helme GmbH, wish to formally convey their joy in being associated with such an occasion. It's Day Two. Let's join the action!

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your favorite official commentator, Irvine Lindenberg. Wow, have we got a race for you! It's a bit back from the front, where Mister Goring is off at his usual insurmountable lead, for fifth position. Yes, it's Erich von dem Bach in his trademark SS uniform, duking it out with Rudolph Hess. Look at those eyebrows! You could hide an entire armoured division in there! Hess is in a 1933 MechlebahnSchtop Roadster, 277 horsepower but prone to sudden breakdown; von dem Bach is suffering, you can clearly see it, under the weight of his two iron crosses as he sits uncomfortably at the wheel of his Überbungdenfuhrer SA 18, manufactured in 1934. It's been back and forth as they burst through this last stretch to a High Command-approved watering hole somewhere in Bavaria. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan Game Image

Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Age of Umpires - Banned from the Internet - Cardboard Box - Defender of the Clown - Drunk Olympics - Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) - How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show - HowTo:Live in an RPG - Internet (video game) - Kitten hurling battle - Metal Gear Solid - Playstation 4 - Redundancy - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Star Trek Online - The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game - Thermopylae - Water Polo... With Sharks! - You're Screwed
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Bland Gift Manual, Prison City - Puu - RuneScape- Tails the Straight

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Did you know that

...You should get of off the games portal and get a job.

...Internet (video game) is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series.

...Water Polo... With Sharks! is the hardest games to play, bar none. The sport is exactly the same as regular water polo, but with sharks.

...Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide.

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