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Rouge the Bat
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Flagship Sonic Article

: Sonic the Hedgehog

In the beginning, there was Zork. Zork begat Space Invaders, Space Invaders begat Asteroids, Asteroids begat Pac-Man, and Pac-Man begat the NES; the NES begat three sons, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear and Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong begat Mario, and Sega grew jealous of Nintendo’s legacy. Sega begat the Master System in its envy. Being a child of envy, the Master System was an abomination, but it begat a twin: the Mega Drive and the Genesis. The Mega Drive in Japan/Europe/rest of the world begat Sonic the Hedgehog, while the Genesis in America did exactly the same thing. (more...)

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Tails being creepy.

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Did you know that:

...Rouge the Bat is commonly portrayed as a whore in Sonic fan-art and fan-fiction.
...Dr. Robotnik says PINGAS! a lot.
...VFH needs more votes.
...Dr. Robotnik says PINGAS! a lot.