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[voiceover on a black screen]

“After the end of World War II, the world was split into two—East and West. This marked the beginning of the era known as the Cold War.”

KONAMI presents...

[a shot of a C-130 transport from the bottom]

A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME…

[another shot of the transport, this time from afar; more credits go by]

5:30 AM August 24, 1964 Pakistani Airspace

PILOT #1: Flying over Pakistan, altitude 30,000 feet.

PILOT #2: Approaching Soviet airspace.

[a shot of the interior of the plane and the pilots; more credits go by] (more...)

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The cover for the Gamecube Game Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Now with 50% more women in bikinis.

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...Let’s say you’re a street fighter (or a boxer, or an LAPD cop, or even a senator of some backwards state). One day you are training or doing something else out of boredom when all of a sudden something comes in the mail. It's a nifty little invitation letter in an envelope of high-grade glossy paper with a spiffy-looking stamp addressed to you, meaning it has to be for real. And it is for real, my friend: You, a worthless nobody, have been summoned to a fighting tournament to fight and be given the chance to win whatever it is your heart desires, be it fame, glory, money, or swimming in a pool full of steaming hot spaghetti and tapioca, because you know it feels so right.

...Redundancy is the unnecessary use of either needless, tautological, pleonastic, superfluous or unnecessary text, by which one repeats, in duplication, the same, identical, aforesaid things over and over and over and over and over again, beyond what would be needed or required to explain, or make comprehensible, the intended or signified meaning of that which one wishes to convey.

...A Grue (Gruesomicius ravenousi) is a box-shaped gap-toothed mammal known for eating humans, though more recently they have been known to kill certain lone wolves, construction workers, a gerbil or two, speranah, the occasional monkey, people who send annoying chain e-mails, your pets, and...well, Grues like eating a lot of things.

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