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I've lived the streets, I've seen the world. I've seen and heard all sorts of horrific things. I met a kid with AIDS, cancer, and leprosy. His penis fell off. It was disgusting. I met a guy who was stranded at sea for 3 months. His tongue was like wood and his body was like a mummy's from the thirst. He didn't just eat his friends, he was forced to suck the marrow out of their bones. Ever see a guy O.D. from heroin? I told him not to take it enema style, but he didn't listen.

Look, what I'm trying to say is, I've seen shit. I've seen some nasty shit. Shit that would make you want to pry out your eyes with a crowbar. But all that stuff is nothing compared to the life I've lived. You see, I've been pushed into bananas while playing Mario Kart. After you've experienced that, "two girls one cup" seems like a Disney movie. (more...)

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The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

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Did you know that:

...Internet (video game) is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series.

...AAA is, was, and always will be, without question, the greatest video game player on Earth.

...Redundancy is the unnecessary use of either needless, tautological, pleonastic, superfluous or unnecessary text, by which one repeats, in duplication, the same, identical, aforesaid things over and over and over and over and over again, beyond what would be needed or required to explain, or make comprehensible, the intended or signified meaning of that which one wishes to convey.

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