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Defender of the Clown is a computer game released in 1986 by Cinemaware Corporation. The player directs resistance against the Pierrot occupation of England with an army of whitefaces and seltzer-spraying hobos. The object of the game is to seize the circus rings of one's opponent or build up an appearance that will give him nightmares.

The game had state-of-the-art pie fights for its time, and fully demonstrated the Commodore Amiga's schtick abilities.

Defender of the Clown was first released for the Amiga, followed by loud, honking ports to the Commodore 64, the IBM PC, the Apple II GS and the Nintendo Entertainment System, although Nintendo insisted that an arcade game involving a rubber chicken be deleted. (more...)

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Zelda: The Quest for Tights, Oscar Wilde's favorite Zelda game

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