Portal:Society/DYK

• ...that every single person is unique, except you?

• ...that you're a burden to society?

• ...that fight club is a total cop out of the highest magnitude?

• ...that there are people scared of being buried alive with fucking sharks?

• ...that letting other people do it is

• ...that the cheese growing between my toes needs a rebuttal as soon as possible?

• ...that dropping acid while riding a bike is... OH SHIT!!

• ...that it's over thataway?

• ...that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?

• ...that petting zoos are gonna get a whole lot more fun?

• ...that bad arguments are just as good as good ones? Because I said so?

• ...that Jesus stole my girlfriend? Yeah, she left a note on the fridge. Said he had a cool hippie look and sandals. That bitch.

• ...that you don't exist?

• ...that in Russia, reversals reverse reversions?

• ...that being dumped is just being picked up in reverse?

• ...that picking up chicks is as easy as i, 0, e, π?

• ...that walking is like running very slowly?

• ...that anti-intellectualism be good?

• ...that circular logic is good because I read it in an article on circular logic?

• ...that God kills a kitten whenever someone reads an article on tired internet memes?

• ...that shopping without a shopping list is like editing the "Did You Know" list without knowing what the fuck you're doing?

• ...that a threesome is fun even if you reproduce asexually? Don't ask me how I know.

• ...that necromancy is just another way of getting a date, and that you shouldn't judge me?

• ...that when your boyfriend says, "Let's take a nap", he means something else?