Captain

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“What's up captain?”
~ General Grievous to anyone on this page

“Am I a captain?”
~ Captain Oblivious

“-I'm one”
~ Captain Obvious

Captain 'Save-a-ho' Cool busts a move.

Captain can also refer to:

Captain's Log
A Cap, Tan

v t e People named "Captain"

	America Atheist Autofellatio Beefheart Bligh Britain Canada Caveman Communist Feathersword Hook Irrelevant Janeway Kaptainskye Kirk Knuckles Marvel Morgan Oblivious Obvious Omnipotent Planet Price Selfish Sisko Slow Video

v t e Fundamental Stereotypes

	Adults African Americans Americans Aspies Armenians Australians Babies Basement-dwellers Beatniks Bros Blacks Blondes Bogans Boys Brazilians Brits Brunettes Canadians Captains Cavemen Children Christians Communists Cutters Dead people Dolphins Douches Dummies Elves Emos Extremely Ugly People Fantards Fascists Fat People Feminists Flying Gypsies Foreigners French Frisians Furries Gays Geordies Germans Ghosts Girls Gnomes Heroes Hindus Hippies Hipsters Hispanics Humans Idiots Indians Irish Italians Japanese Jehovah's Witnesses Jews KKK Lesbos Men Mermaids Metalheads Metrosexuals Midgets Minsters Mormons Muslims Native Americans Nazis Nerds Newfies Ninjas N00bs Nuns Ninja Pirates New Yorkers Old people Pagans Perverts Pikeys Pimps Pirates Poles Preggos Poor people Politicians Preps Psychics Redheads Rednecks Retards Rich people Romanians Russians Satanists Scarecrows Scots Single mothers Southern People Teenagers Thieves Transsexuals Trolls Toddlers Tourettes People Trekkies Tribes Vegetarians Whites Wiccans Wiggers Wookiees Women Yuppies Zionists Zombies

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