UnNews:Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump
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26 October 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Singer Miley Cyrus will lend her wrecking ball to President Donald Trump's radical changes to the White House. Cyrus said she was "thrilled to be asked" to help clear away the substandard East Wing and replace it with a golden ballroom.
"I am absolutely delighted to help our President", said Cyrus on a flaky Zoom chat. "I am all in for the changes and regard it as an honor that our leader has asked me to help. The East Wing was a hovel. The Grand Trump Ballroom will be a permanent improvement."
Trump's decision to send in the bulldozers to the East Wing was financed by his rich friends. In turn, they will be allowed to stay in the expanded nuclear shelter under the new ballroom when the war with China, Canada, and Mexico starts.
"I am so happy that Miley is helping us out. She is the hottest destruction worker we have on the site. Once she has finished with the East Wing, I am sure we can improve the West Wing too and then the rest of the White House after that. I like hearing the sweet smell of building beautiful ballrooms."
Construction of the new East Wing is underway despite protests from the usual grumblers unaware America deserves a capital city that reflects the greatest country on Earth since the dinosaurs, nothing else even close.
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- Staff "Miley Cyrus and her wrecking ball". The Guardian, October 26, 2025