UnNews:Elon Musk prepares for world government
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21 December 2024
MARS -- Elon Musk, the richest man in the world and the acknowledged greatest human since Jesus, announced that he is ready to take supreme power on Earth.
The South African-born inventor and owner of Twitter (now "X") said from his base on Mars (now "Y") that he was ready to "step in" and take control.
"I have all the right attributes to become the supreme leader of the world," said Musk. "I am young, rich and fertile. This planet has had enough of bumbling bureaucrats and senile politicians claiming to speak for the people. Well, that's going to stop. I am going to take us back to the glorious days of Venice, when a scrubby island in the Adriatic took on the mighty powers of Europe under the leadership of a Doge. Venice was an independent republic for over 1,000 years. Now my beautiful red planet has @DOGE-coin as legal tender!"
Musk has already tasted power while working with his fellow American billionaires on regular visits to Acting President Donald Trump. He said Trump was 100% behind Musk's move.
"Who wants the monkey when the organ grinder is standing right here? via a link to Mars, which I have re-branded. My name will become like Julius Caesar when every succeeding emperor adopted the general's surname when assuming power. I am Musk. Musk the First, the Great and Powerful!"
The rest of Musk's netcast was scrambled by solar wind interference from the Sun (now "Z"), which is still controlled by the Democratic Party from California.
Sources[edit]
- Staff "Elon Musk's power move". BBC, December 21, 2024