1995

Now you're leaving the 20th century - Graffiti message on a wall in a scene of rock band Bush's music vid. "Machinehead". Gavin Rossdale for president! No more Bushit in the 90s.

1995 was another one of those friendly, though not-too-intelligent years, also remembered largely for its taste in short skirts and loud, tacky colours.

1995 was the International year of Billy Mays

• Republican Revolution in the ballot box: The GOP takes back the House and Senate, but failed to get the presidential oval office.

• A gang of nude negros jack off all over the oval office.

• The only thing America cared about was the OJ Simpson trial in 1994-95. NOT GUILTY! Black people celebrate, women's groups protest and Angry white males don't fucking care about the niggers, bitches and faggots in Hollywood.

• On January 1, 1995 murdered 1994.

• 1995 was a group of naked people

• The Civil War was briefly restarted for 2 hours.
• Superman actor Christopher Reeve begins a new career as Famous Paraplegic Guy after falling off a horse.

• Thousands of bukkake fans rally outside the Library of Congress in Washington DC in an effort to get the Library to expand its collection of Japanese porn.

• Mike Reno, lead singer of the 1980's dork-rock band Loverboy, is slightly injured when his head explodes. (He later resumes his singing career after his head is replaced with a tiny mechanical substitute.)

• Adolf Hitler releases debut album "Led Zeppelin XVVIIXV". Led Zeppelin sues god.

• Oklahoma City federal building bombed, Arabs and Muslims blamed for it, but it was a white anti-government militia member from the heartland of America.

• Bob Hope destroyed the moon using lasers.

• Chuck Norris shed a tear. This triggered the Apocalypse, and cured someone of cancer.

• JavaScript, an ineffective yet annoying computer virus, is invented by Brendan Eich.

• The Firefox Communications Corporation IPO ushers in the new economy.

• Bill Gates leaves the Beatles to make Microsoft.

• Bombings on the PeopleMover in Disneyland kill 14 and injure 138 people. The Pirate Liberation Organization claims credit.

• If you wore a double-breasted suit, you were the man!

• First Nigerian drugs-dealer arrested in Johannesburg, South Africa!

• The Bloodhound Gang forms a protest crowd and marches to Harlem, Manhattan. The march is a momentous failure.

• Courtney Love goes nuts for the 17th time in a year.

• May 7, the begining of real life, my birth creating the universe. Also killing the Mongolians.

• Noodles attack Three Mile Island and kill John Calvin.

• Canada collects all remaining pieces of the moon.

• Jesus partied like it was 1995.

• Oasis releases the nost annoying song ever!

• flying manatee's were discovered when a pilot thought a 1 ton bird hit the wind shield of his plane.

• A Bunch of government assholes made up global warming to make make money. No one believed them tell Bill Gates said it was a lie in early 2000.

• A computer named "deep shit" defeated a human in a game of chess. ROFLMAO!

• Billy Idol strangles the Minotaur to death in the under ground labirynth in Crete.

• The Playstation is born and nobody cares.