Uncyclopedia:Best of/2007

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Manfred von Richthofen 31 December 2007
Why?:Read a Book 30 December 2007
Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers 29 December 2007
Why?:Give Up 28 December 2007
HowTo:Commit the perfect murder 27 December 2007
Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet 26 December 2007
UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions 25 December 2007
Literary dedications 24 December 2007
Hypocrites 23 December 2007
United States presidential election, 1960 22 December 2007
United States presidential election, 1840 21 December 2007
Donner 20 December 2007
UnScripts:Emergency Room 19 December 2007
Alaska 18 December 2007
UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed 17 December 2007
The Poor 16 December 2007
UnCon 15 December 2007
Self-toasting bread 14 December 2007
Normal 13 December 2007
UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 12 December 2007
Shrek! 11 December 2007
Harry Houdini 10 December 2007
Grandpa's Stories 9 December 2007
Why?:Hunt Unicorns 8 December 2007
Star Wars 7 December 2007
The Color Problem 6 December 2007
UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic 5 December 2007
Francis Winkler 4 December 2007
UnTunes:Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap 3 December 2007
UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans 2 December 2007
Jaws did WTC 1 December 2007
Constipation 29 November 2007
Drunk Olympics 28 November 2007
UnNews:Kids still fucking 27 November 2007
Top Hat 26 November 2007
Why?:Destroy the Rainforest 25 November 2007
How much can YOU take!! 24 November 2007
UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men 22 November 2007
The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins 21 November 2007
UnBooks:IRAQATTACK 20 November 2007
Simeon I 19 November 2007
Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains 18 November 2007
Power Rangers 17 November 2007
Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism 16 November 2007
UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween 15 November 2007
HowTo:Fuck Off 14 November 2007
UnNews:My son makes the play of the game 13 November 2007
UnBooks:Science Fair 12 November 2007
Rebecca Sealfon 11 November 2007
Little boy who lives down the street 10 November 2007
UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain 8 November 2007
Classy 7 November 2007
Heat death of the universe 6 November 2007
Why?:Cancer is Great 5 November 2007
Time Cubicle 4 November 2007
Books never written 3 November 2007
American (species) 2 November 2007
Holocaust denial denial 31 October 2007
UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide 30 October 2007
UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88 29 October 2007
Celebrity Manufacture 28 October 2007
4'33" 27 October 2007
Time travel 26 October 2007
Short story 25 October 2007
Toaster 24 October 2007
UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss 23 October 2007
Sweatshop 22 October 2007
Right arrow 21 October 2007
Buster Keaton 20 October 2007
HowTo:Be safe with guns 19 October 2007
UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference 18 October 2007
Red light 17 October 2007
Hannah Montana 16 October 2007
UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch 15 October 2007
UnNews:New plan to get US to intervene in Darfur 14 October 2007
UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen 13 October 2007
UnNews:Iran to invade Iran 12 October 2007
Shopping list 11 October 2007
Godzilla vs. Urethra 10 October 2007
UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) 9 October 2007
Mental illness 8 October 2007
The Destiniad 7 October 2007
UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" 6 October 2007
UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading 5 October 2007
HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum 4 October 2007
Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A 3 October 2007
UnMysteries:J'accuse 2 October 2007
UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white! 1 October 2007
HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd 30 September 2007
Innovations in Comedy 29 September 2007
Why?:Nuke the whales 28 September 2007
UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie 27 September 2007
Sergei Rachmaninoff 26 September 2007
UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high 25 September 2007
Down with this sort of thing! 24 September 2007
Carry On Films 23 September 2007
UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury 22 September 2007
Chuck Norris 20 September 2007
DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations 19 September 2007
Hodgepodge 18 September 2007
Volcano 17 September 2007
UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" 16 September 2007
HowTo:Deceive people on eBay 15 September 2007
Pillow fighting 14 September 2007
UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale 13 September 2007
UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie 12 September 2007
Walls 11 September 2007
Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated 10 September 2007
Maginot Line 9 September 2007
D 8 September 2007
UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others 7 September 2007
Social commentary 6 September 2007
Holy Cheese 5 September 2007
HowTo:Hotwire a uterus 4 September 2007
Why?:Remove Your Penis 3 September 2007
UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development 2 September 2007
Teenage angst 1 September 2007
UnScripts:The O'Finnertys 31 August 2007
UnBooks:The Castaway 30 August 2007
Ode to the Monotony of Life 29 August 2007
Jewish holidays 28 August 2007
UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war 27 August 2007
Why?:Collapse Space-Time 26 August 2007
Diplomacy 25 August 2007
UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy 24 August 2007
Blue Screen of Death 23 August 2007
UnScripts:Grass in the Mist 22 August 2007
Russian reversal (phenomenon) 21 August 2007
HowTo:Check for Lumps 20 August 2007
UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis 19 August 2007
UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard 18 August 2007
UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom 17 August 2007
UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes 16 August 2007
Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle 15 August 2007
Easter Bunny 14 August 2007
EXPLODE!!! 13 August 2007
HowTo:Bend a spoon 12 August 2007
Long walks on the beach 11 August 2007
Heavy Classical 10 August 2007
UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup 9 August 2007
Raoul Duke 8 August 2007
Dead Nigger Storage 7 August 2007
Atomic Mass 6 August 2007
HowTo:Play Russian Roulette 5 August 2007
Cowboy Bebop 4 August 2007
UnBooks:Employee Manual 3 August 2007
UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level 2 August 2007
Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light 1 August 2007
Pufflebump Snugglekins 31 July 2007
UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD 30 July 2007
Bow tie 29 July 2007
Why?:Put Down the Duckie? 28 July 2007
Thomas Edison 27 July 2007
But Seriously... 26 July 2007
Oscar Wilde 25 July 2007
The Diary of Anne Frank 23 July 2007
Geocaching 22 July 2007
UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture 21 July 2007
HowTo:Be a Gangsta 19 July 2007
UnBooks:The World According to Garm 18 July 2007
Bathroom humor 17 July 2007
Cup stacking 16 July 2007
667:Neighbor of The Beast 15 July 2007
Vulva 14 July 2007
Commercial 13 July 2007
HowTo:Beat the Odds 12 July 2007
Old hippie chick who's always collecting money 11 July 2007
HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer 10 July 2007
UnBooks:Only Business 9 July 2007
UnNews:6-year-old receives $20,000 in grants for insect study 8 July 2007
UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged 7 July 2007
UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle 6 July 2007
Bipolar bear 5 July 2007
UnNews:Bashing head on brick wall discovered to have benefits 4 July 2007
A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother 3 July 2007
UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda 2 July 2007
Hoboeroticism 1 July 2007
United States presidential election, 1948 30 June 2007
Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! 29 June 2007
ITrip 28 June 2007
UnScripts:The Meeting: A Play in One Act 27 June 2007
Preflight procedures 26 June 2007
The Lake District 25 June 2007
UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water 24 June 2007
UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years 23 June 2007
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers? 22 June 2007
Old McDonald 21 June 2007
Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder 20 June 2007
Film noir 19 June 2007
HowTo:Turn Your Computer On 18 June 2007
Kitchen sink 17 June 2007
HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness 16 June 2007
Mr. Kearsy 15 June 2007
Socratic method 14 June 2007
Mad TV 13 June 2007
Nazi 12 June 2007
Moustache-o-meter 11 June 2007
Ganges 10 June 2007
UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory 9 June 2007
TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL 8 June 2007
Saint Frankenstein's Day 7 June 2007
Anime 6 June 2007
Sperm 5 June 2007
Dictation 4 June 2007
HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute 3 June 2007
Letter to the Isle 2 June 2007
My Chemical Romance 1 June 2007
Global Cooling 31 May 2007
Folgers Crystals 30 May 2007
Illegal Aliens From Outer Space! 29 May 2007
Fat Albert 28 May 2007
UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up 27 May 2007
Screenwriting 26 May 2007
UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals 24 May 2007
Blandford 23 May 2007
UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death 22 May 2007
UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman 21 May 2007
UnBooks:Gallows Humour 20 May 2007
UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman 19 May 2007
Lord of the Flies 18 May 2007
Ecky-Thump 17 May 2007
Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor 16 May 2007
Grand Theft Audio 15 May 2007
UnScripts:The UnUsual Suspects 14 May 2007
Escher 13 May 2007
UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook 12 May 2007
UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management 11 May 2007
UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED 10 May 2007
Idea 9 May 2007
Austria-Hungary 8 May 2007
The Black And White Man 7 May 2007
John Caldwell Calhoun 6 May 2007
HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen 5 May 2007
HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies 4 May 2007
British class system 3 May 2007
Stephen Hawking ran over my cat 2 May 2007
Everybody cares 1 May 2007
HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power 30 April 2007
UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties 29 April 2007
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 28 April 2007
Rock, Paper, Airstrike 27 April 2007
Artificial Pseudoscientology 26 April 2007
Colonel 25 April 2007
The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner 24 April 2007
Homeless nerds 23 April 2007
Byzantine Empire 22 April 2007
UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased 21 April 2007
UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" 20 April 2007
Waltzing Matilda 19 April 2007
Slate industry in Wales 18 April 2007
UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen 17 April 2007
Wallet moth 16 April 2007
UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman 15 April 2007
Strongly worded letter 14 April 2007
Charles Dickens 13 April 2007
HowTo:Be at one with the universe 12 April 2007
Why?:Am I in Canada? 11 April 2007
Women 10 April 2007
Uluru 9 April 2007
Merde, She Wrote 7 April 2007
Martina Hingis 6 April 2007
Walgreens Drug Store 5 April 2007
UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé 4 April 2007
Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe 3 April 2007
The Consumerist 2 April 2007
Adolf Hitler 31 March 2007
HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement 30 March 2007
What I Did On My Summer Vacation 29 March 2007
African giraffe 28 March 2007
Newspeak 27 March 2007
One Out of Ten Doctors 26 March 2007
HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship 25 March 2007
Grue's Clues 24 March 2007
Baby Seal 23 March 2007
The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones 22 March 2007
UnBooks:Dracula 21 March 2007
Tachyon 20 March 2007
The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid 19 March 2007
1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York 18 March 2007
Alcoholics Anonymous 17 March 2007
Good cop/Bad cop 16 March 2007
UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure 15 March 2007
Dyslexia 14 March 2007
Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? 13 March 2007
UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying 12 March 2007
Mae Zedong 11 March 2007
HowTo:Cut your own head off with a chainsaw 10 March 2007
UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl 9 March 2007
UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage 8 March 2007
UnCameron 7 March 2007
HowTo:Cook while drunk 6 March 2007
Moses 5 March 2007
Movie Trailer Announcer Guy 4 March 2007
The Porchesian Holocaust 3 March 2007
Future ☭f tomorrow, today! 2 March 2007
UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism 1 March 2007
Education 28 February 2007
Honesty 27 February 2007
HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One) 26 February 2007
Protect and Survive 25 February 2007
UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece 24 February 2007
HowTo:Live in an RPG 23 February 2007
UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans 22 February 2007
HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion 21 February 2007
HowTo:Start a Religion 20 February 2007
Nuremberg Rally 19 February 2007
Civil War 18 February 2007
Google Middle Earth 17 February 2007
Erraticus 16 February 2007
League of Nations 15 February 2007
You Are Dead 13 February 2007
Jihad My Ride 12 February 2007
List of one letter words starting with A 11 February 2007
HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi 9 February 2007
Intelligent Design 8 February 2007
Shortcut 7 February 2007
Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit 6 February 2007
George W. Bush 5 February 2007
Vietnam War 3 February 2007
UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies 2 February 2007
HowTo:Run away from home 1 February 2007
Blackbeard Catering Company 31 January 2007
Really Big Tree 30 January 2007
HowTo:Hold a handbag like a man 29 January 2007
Witless Protection Program 28 January 2007
Little Orphan Annie 27 January 2007
AAA 26 January 2007
Me 15 January 2007
Onomatopoeia 14 January 2007
Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God 13 January 2007
Victorian Era 12 January 2007
The Wicker Man 11 January 2007
UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters 9 January 2007
My Journeys with the GPS 8 January 2007
Alexander the Great 6 January 2007
Third Epistle to the Thessalonians 4 January 2007
HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male 3 January 2007
Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire 2 January 2007
Ironing 1 January 2007