Uncyclopedia:Best of/2013

Article	Date
Bible Collector's Edition	30 December 2013
South American dreadnought race	24 December 2013
Numbers	20 December 2013
Cleopatra	16 December 2013
Doncaster	13 December 2013
Introduction joke	9 December 2013
Neptune	5 December 2013
Declaration of Gin-Dependence	2 December 2013
Hammurabi	29 November 2013
John Major	26 November 2013
Hey Jude	21 November 2013
Mold	19 November 2013
God's deleted contributions	16 November 2013
HowTo:Be a hipster	14 November 2013
Melba Toast	12 November 2013
Worst songs to play at a funeral	9 November 2013
Hydrogen is being impersonated!!	7 November 2013
Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes	5 November 2013
Tim Tebow	3 November 2013
Ambiguity	1 November 2013
Pssst	30 October 2013
John Kerry	28 October 2013
UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia	26 October 2013
Oz (American TV series)	23 October 2013
Ministries of the UK Government	21 October 2013
Dianalysis	19 October 2013
Naruto	16 October 2013
Melbourne	13 October 2013
Stockholm syndrome	11 October 2013
HowTo:Seize power	8 October 2013
Brittany	5 October 2013
Rubik's Cube	2 October 2013
Italian Tanks	30 September 2013
History of the world	28 September 2013
Sony	25 September 2013
Stephen Colbert	23 September 2013
Segue: a monologue	20 September 2013
HowTo:Break and Enter	16 September 2013
Onan	14 September 2013
The Grinch	12 September 2013
Enigma machines	9 September 2013
US National Debt	7 September 2013
The Future	5 September 2013
Why?:Is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? An Historical Perspective	3 September 2013
Platinum	31 August 2013
Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn	29 August 2013
Myki	25 August 2013
Jane Marple	22 August 2013
Apple	21 August 2013
Alain Robert	19 August 2013
HowTo:Choose your car insurance	17 August 2013
Cossacks	15 August 2013
You don't want to know	13 August 2013
Checkpoint Charlie	11 August 2013
Scots Law	8 August 2013
Anger-Management	5 August 2013
Uncyclopedian	3 August 2013
Normandy	1 August 2013
UnScripts:Prometheus	29 July 2013
The Last King of Scotland	27 July 2013
Academic Dress in the United Kingdom	25 July 2013
Cap'n Crunch	23 July 2013
HowTo:Walk on Saturn without falling over	22 July 2013
UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once	20 July 2013
President Hoover	18 July 2013
Ukraine	17 July 2013
Turban	15 July 2013
HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope	13 July 2013
11-Wide	9 July 2013
Nelson Mandela	6 July 2013
Berlin Wall	2 July 2013
Libertarian Party	28 June 2013
American Football	24 June 2013
Emu War	21 June 2013
UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon	18 June 2013
Cotswold Olimpick Games	15 June 2013
Vendredism	13 June 2013
The Misunderstood	11 June 2013
William Lane Craig	7 June 2013
Zsa Zsa Gabor	4 June 2013
Boxes	2 June 2013
Carry On Film	29 May 2013
Ph.D.	27 May 2013
Pocket pussy	24 May 2013
Beaux-Arts architecture	21 May 2013
Question Authority	17 May 2013
Probability theory	14 May 2013
National Transportation Safety Board	11 May 2013
The Andy Griffith Show	6 May 2013
Belgian Mountain Troops	2 May 2013
Lurking	29 April 2013
Capitalism: in grammar	26 April 2013
HowTo:Leave Uncyclopedia as Dramatically as Possible	23 April 2013
UnNews:'Lights Out' For Norway	19 April 2013
American cuisine	16 April 2013
UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize	12 April 2013
UnScripts:The Sex Changer	9 April 2013
Thainglish	7 April 2013
Modus ponens	6 April 2013
Two turtles of Verona	2 April 2013
Pope Francis	28 March 2013
UnScripts:Winnegan's Fake	25 March 2013
IEye	21 March 2013
Investigative journalism	17 March 2013
BladeRunnerway Bride	15 March 2013
UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope	12 March 2013
The Baker's Dozen	10 March 2013
Reading, England	8 March 2013
Ancient Uncyclopedia	6 March 2013
UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor	3 March 2013
I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here!	1 March 2013
Worcestershire sauce	27 February 2013
Bad Directions	25 February 2013
Nillion	23 February 2013
Uncle Tom	21 February 2013
Great Library of Alexandria	18 February 2013
Wild Jews	16 February 2013
Silent radio	14 February 2013
Desperate Dates	12 February 2013
Antoninus Pius	10 February 2013
Fred Basset	8 February 2013
Sunday driver	6 February 2013
UnNews:Medical Cause of Unpregnancy Fetishism Discovered	4 February 2013
History of the United Kingdom	2 February 2013
Cadillac, Michigan	31 January 2013
Nutella	29 January 2013
In what way is Snickers satisfying?	27 January 2013
UnNews:Man marries brown rice	25 January 2013
David Brubeck	24 January 2013
Psychic	22 January 2013
Symphony in Z Minor	20 January 2013
UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news	18 January 2013
Mutaween	16 January 2013
Hack writer	14 January 2013
UnBooks:The Brothers Karamazov	12 January 2013
HowTo:Insulate your loft	10 January 2013
Hannibal Lecter	8 January 2013
Grand Rapids, Michigan	6 January 2013
UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck	5 January 2013
HowTo:Beet off	4 January 2013
Claudette Colvin	3 January 2013
Monopoly (game)	2 January 2013