UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat!
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- Why, oh why, Mister Cat
- Why must you want my turkey?
- I know it's tasty
- But so is the beef jerky
- Meow, meow, meeeoooooowww!
- Okay, okay, I'll give you a piece
- But please, don't hurt me!
- Ouch! You just fucking scratched me!
- Get in the carrier right now, Mister Cat...
- You're getting neutered.
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