UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat!

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Why, oh why, Mister Cat
Why must you want my turkey?
I know it's tasty
But so is the beef jerky
Meow, meow, meeeoooooowww!
Okay, okay, I'll give you a piece
But please, don't hurt me!
Ouch! You just fucking scratched me!
Get in the carrier right now, Mister Cat...
You're getting neutered.
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