UnPoetia:Your "Eau aip Ods"
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- Thorny bushes greet me
- As I stand among your roses
- With my heavy breaths I speedily wilt
- Wilting, waiting; waiting and wilting
- My soul cries out for your Eau aip Ods
- The odor of Ods, your mother's sister's brother's cousin
- Though you know me not, I know your lot
- I breathe in and out, yearning in my sin
- Yearning, wanting; wanting and yearning
- My soul cries out for your fragile heart
- I knew when you looked at me betwixt the doors of love
- (Or maybe it was market, or some obscure dark alley)
- As my knife gripped my hand and my hand gripped it back
- I whiffed and I
- FUCK! A thorn bit me! God damn fucking thing
- I'll kill its whole family, and to its little friends the same!
- Oh, my dear woman, as I yearn for your Eau
- This fucking thorn does to me what I'd like to you: poke
- My soul cries out for your Eau aip Ods
- Oh dear, sweet whatsername, I surely can no longer resist
- Though you lay with your husband, it's me you want to be with
- I peer into your room, and OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
- GOD DAMN IT WOMAN, PUT THOSE THINGS BACK AND STOP THAT COOING!
- Dear Lord, what a whore,
- What an absolute skank
- To think I'm yearning, wanting;
- Wilting, waiting, as my soul cries for her Eau aip Ods.
- Bitch led me on good, had me going for a while
- She smiled at me on line, filled my throat with pure bile
- She said "Is this your cabbage?" and it was then that I knew
- I'd be with her forever, but it was ruined by YOU!
- Yes I'm pointing to you, vague pronoun that I accuse
- You took her away, and I'm just
- Yearning, wanting; wanting and yearning
- Wilting, waiting; waiting and wilting
- My soul cries out for your Eau aip Ods
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