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Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.
- A Message From Glenn Beck 7.5/15
- Category:Quasi-Featured Images
- Emo Rap 6/11
- Forum:Funniest Article
- Forum:Pwn4g3
- Forum:Should Quasi-Featured articles that later get featured still be listed in Category:Quasi-Featured, and if not, how would I go about getting rid of them?
- H.R. Pufnstuf 16/20
- Happy Feet 10/18
- Hermaphrodite 15/17.5
- HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds 9/12
- HowTo:Misbehave in a Library 10/20
- HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article 10/18.5
- Lost Vikings 13/23
- Mah Nà Mah Nà 7/11
- Marys lamb 1/15
- Mondo Uncyclopedia 9/13
- Nazi Zombies 8/10.5
- Obesity Fines 7/14
- Pentium 4
- Pet Jesus 8/16
- PlayStation 3 6.5/12.5
- Psycho-Knife My Pygmy 11/18
- Readme.txt 12/17
- Self-aggrandizement
- Solid Gold (TV series) 13/19.5
- Star Trek: Voyager 8 of 16
- The Mementocrats 7/14
- This is not an article 7/4
- UnBooks:The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back (Ex-Wife Edition) 8.5/16
- UnBooks:The Sun 12/18
- UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide 12/18.5
- UnNews:"Breastaurants" share their secrets of success 5.5/10.5
- UnNews:"Sexter" abused, possibly raped 10/13
- UnNews:Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and stuff' 9.5/17
- UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare 7/14
- UnNews:Boy found at home, alone 10.5/12
- UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war 11.5/14
- UnNews:Embarrassed paedophile apologizes to children for poor sexual performance 7/12.5
- UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics 10/17
- UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package" 9/12
- UnNews:Iceland brings Europe to standstill, denies responsibility 6/12
- UnNews:In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world 7.5/15
- UnNews:Ireland expectedly lowers drinking age to 4 9/10
- UnNews:Massage Bugs discovered in Uganda 3.5/0
- UnNews:NASA boldly goes where no kiddy ride has gone before 12/21
- UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again 11/18
- UnNews:Saddam's tomb found empty after 3 days; resurrected leader appears to followers 10/16
- UnNews:Samsung sells phones, everybody cares 7/12.5
- UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense 8/13.5
- UnNews:Steven Spielberg presents Stonehenge Apocalypse
- UnNews:Swiss experiment shows no difference in the behavior of heterosexual and homosexual mice when married or unmarried 8/11
- UnNews:UnNews officially endorses Mike Gravel for president 10/18
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia Internal Security Department warns on Malaysia 9/14
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite 7/14
- UnNews:Unsung hero makes ultimate sacrifice 19/11
- UnNews:Various Niggas be Trippin 8/14
- UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah 13/23.5
- UnNews:Whitey goes to Heaven 8.5/15
- UnPoetia:Friendship 4.5/1
- UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching 7/14
- UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat! 6.5/13
- UnPoetia:Your "Eau aip Ods" 9/14
- UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song 7/10
- Uncyclopedia:Accuracy
- Uncyclopedia:Confessions of an admin: Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles 13/19
- Uncyclopedia:Let's talk about something important 13.5/3.5
- User talk:Vavaunni
- User:Manwithnoname/Naruto 14.5/17
- User:Mhaille/Awards 9/16
- Why?:College is for suckers! 6.5/12.5
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