Wesley willis
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- this article is about the life and times of the musician and artist wesley willis
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- the name of this article is WESLEY WILLIS
the streets of chicago are full of the homeless
some of them are born into poor families
even more are mentally disturbed or raped by bloody demons in the ass
one of these guys went on to become a rock music superstar
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wesley willis was troubled by demons since he was a child
meansucker would take him on demon warhellrides all the fucking night
not even the power of rock shows could end the brutal mind torture
wesley was a noted liberal and shot bullets all over ronald reagan's face
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wesley willis once sucked a jaguar's cut up dick
wesley wlliis once sucked a hyena's ass like a champ
wesley willis once tripped on spiderman's dusty ass
he slapped that motherfucker in the ass all over chicago
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wesley willis wrote hundreds of songs about rock and roll on his casio
he played rock shows and rock and rolled mcdonalds
he did a cover of duran duran with his band the wesley willis fiasco
collectively he released over one hundred albums in life
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wesley willis died from cancer in 2003
a memorial service was held for him in chicago and about 300 people attended
a nation mourned the loss of a misunderstood artistic visionary
may he rock our asses for all eternity like steven seagal
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rock on chicago
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