UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper
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21 March 2011
LANSING, Michigan --
Chief Justice Young
Hold up,
wait a minute,
let me put some justice in it.
Justice Markman
Hold up,
wait a minute,
let me put some justice in it.
All
Hold up,
wait a minute,
let us put some justice in it.
Young
The name is Young all,
I've got the high call
When the gripe gets big and your shit comes to city hall.
Yeah.
We are the court, we rule supreme,
In the crop that is Michigan, we are the cream.
All
Nothing here changes if we don't say it,
We are the law,
We are the way,
This is our game, you want to play?
Justice Hathaway
They call me Hathaway, but don't you say Anne,
I'll make you want to think that I'm a man.
This Doctor Dre case was a piece of cake for me,
There's no way a cop's got privacy.
You're at a concert, expect to be seen
Even when the camera puts you up on a screen.
Justice Zahra
Your lawsuit's garbage,
We tossed it cuz it's crap.
It doesn't deserve to ever have a recap.
All
Nothing here changes if we don't say it,
We are the law,
We are the way,
This is our game, you want to play?
Justice Cavanagh
This case was close, but you thought you could expect
Some personal conversation,
Some face-to-face declaration,
Or basic accommodation
To make reconciliation.
But let me step in here, and interject
This is a rapper, a man of suspect,
And you assumed no documentation?
You fool.
All
Nothing here changes if we don't say it,
We are the law,
We are the way,
This is our game, you want to play?
Justice Kelly
Case closed. Final tally, 6 in favor of overturning the appeals court ruling and in favor of Doctor Dre, 1 against.
Sources
- "Mich. Supreme Court sides with rapper Dr. Dre". Yahoo!, March 19, 2011
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