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Columbus Blue Jackets fire cannonball into crowd (history, logs)

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Following the opposition's heckling of the Blue Jackets, the administration ordered the firing crew to launch a cannonball into the rowdy crowd. Image credit: Lord Foog the 2st Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Lord Foog the 2st (talk) 21:07, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	--Lord Foog the 2st (talk) 21:07, 13 March 2023 (UTC) (Self Nom)
Against Votes: 0

The Thirst (history, logs)

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Help support those with The Thirst and vote this to be a feature image. Image credit: Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 pints
Nomination:	10:52, August 26, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Self Nom & For - Surely you drink beer? 10:52, August 26, 2016 (UTC) For I have the thirst! Ratbert (talk) 19:20, 21 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

Have you seen this grey.png (history, logs)

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The dark cost of alien abduction Image credit: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 5 boxes of extraterrestrial milk
Nomination:	The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:21, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	Got nothing to add. Two well known historical events mashed together for no other reason than my brain told me to. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:21, August 21, 2016 (UTC) For. This works. At least for your first vote in 2 years. Sir Roger (talk) 07:22, October 13, 2018 (UTC) For Ratbert (talk) 23:25, 3 November 2019 (UTC) For. A truly hilarious and interesting picture. I fully support this in its quest to become featured. -LoudAbruption (talk) 21:16, 19 January 2021 (UTC) For. The handiwork is impressive. I couldn't have pulled off a better alien abduction myself. I would post this image on those "missing child" bulletin boards. Satyres 6:44, Oct 7 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

OJSimpson.jpg (history, logs)

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Homer OJ Simpson holds up a knife to his wife Marge Brown Simpson Image credit: BaylorBoy Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 7
Nomination:	☞ Rim < Talk | Updates | Edits > 23:50, September 16, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For. A (somewhat) clever and funny image, not sure what else to say. ☞ Rim < Talk | Updates | Edits > 23:50, September 16, 2015 (UTC) Yep. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:22, August 21, 2016 (UTC) For. This is a pretty hilarious parody. Sorry, but I don't have much else to say. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:00, February 12, 2018 (UTC) For. Beer. Miley Spears Discordian American Princess (let's talk) 03:50, May 28, 2018 (UTC) Strong For Ratbert (talk) 20:35, 12 June 2019 (UTC) For. Funny. no more words to further convey. -LoudAbruption (talk) 19:41, 8 February 2021 (UTC) For. Ngl, I had to do a double take for a half second but this was pretty funny. TheKingCxrtii (talk) 00:46, 8 November 2022 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

Lib Dem 2015 GE Poster (history, logs)

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The Liberal Democrats produced this poster for their 2015 General Election campaign. The poster includes Nick Clegg's face, just to remind you who he is, and also a yellow background, typical of Liberal Democrat colour schemes. The message of the poster is that the Liberal Democrats are good at breaking two things. One of them is the barrier between constituents and their MP. The Lib Dem MPs are always warm and friendly and look out for their community. In fact Liberal Democrats were always rushing around doing errands for their electorate and sometimes breaking the speed limit while doing so. The second one of these is promises. The Liberal Democrats broke promises off the promise-making tree like there's no tomorrow. Traditionally the Lib Dems appealed to intellectuals and students. However, to increase their voting base, they included the words "it doesn't take a genius to work out our campaign slogan" in order to attract more stupid members of the population. Image credit: ScottPat Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 6
Nomination:	SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:58, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	Self-Nom and For A spoof election poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:58, May 9, 2015 (UTC) For. This poster reminds me of my favourite line of the entire election. Nick Clegg sat on a train before the count saying "I think everyone will be surprised by us, I think we will be the talk of the election".... He wasn't wrong. --EStop (talk) 20:09, May 10, 2015 (UTC) For. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:44, May 10, 2015 (UTC) For. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 14:58, February 21, 2016 (UTC) For. Like it.    SIR  MAC  BOSWELL     [†]  11:06, August 8, 2016 (UTC) For Classic! Great image. Ratbert (talk) 19:21, 21 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

UKIP 2015 GE Poster (history, logs)

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UKIP's 2015 General Election campaign poster features the White Cliffs of Dover, Brunel's ingenious engineering masterpiece that prevents low-flying transport planes full of immigrants from ever landing on British soil. UKIP dispensed with most of the words on their poster for greater appeal to Britain's illiterate voters. The message of the UKIP poster is clear — The beautiful English landscape is a suitable deterrent to prevent people escaping countries stricken with poverty, war and disease from coming to the British Isles. The poster also shows the great triumph of the British construction industry, which recently had become infiltrated by Eastern Europeans who get away without working because of the EU's Health and Safety Political Correctness Nonsense Laws. Image credit: ScottPat Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 4
Nomination:	SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:57, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Self-Nom and For A parody election poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:57, May 9, 2015 (UTC) For. I need one of them. --EStop (talk) 20:02, May 10, 2015 (UTC) For. It increases the number of ways to leave Dover, which is a big improvement in my book. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 20:28, February 23, 2016 (UTC) The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:25, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

Green Party 2015 GE Poster (history, logs)

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The Green Party 2015 General Election campaign poster was funded through busking and a sponsored expedition up Kilimanjaro. It was constructed from 100% recyclable materials such as paper, wood, and members' blood mixed with white eco-friendly ink for the writing. They adhered to the concept of "a thousand words writes a picture" and wasted no valuable resources producing images on Photoshop. Their anti-austerity message in their poster separated them distinctly from Labour. After all, Labour had never been in a council coalition with the Conservatives. They made it explicitly clear that where they fail to deliver environmental policies they would deliver anti-austerity policies and where they fail to deliver anti-austerity policies they would deliver environmental ones. Sometimes they would even fail to deliver both. Image credit: ScottPat Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:56, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Self-Nom and For A parody poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:56, May 9, 2015 (UTC) For Really great. Ratbert (talk) 19:23, 21 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	--Inflamedasphalt (talk) 18:20, September 4, 2015 (UTC) Against. This is more like text rather than being an image. Though this is an image. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:02, February 12, 2018 (UTC) Against. I have no problem with politics. I just think it isn't funny. -LoudAbruption (talk) 21:46, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

Pedobear 5 versions (history, logs)

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Image credit: User:Why do I need to provide this? Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 bearhuggers
Nomination:	Summary by the artist who created the second, third, and fourth image: "Five versions of Pedobear. By Clifford Berryman circa 1903 (true), Walt Disney in 1928 (sort of true), Otto Messmer in 1954 (sort of true), Hanna-Barbera in 1975 (sort of true), and Kuma Chan in 2009 (sort of true). Actually, the 1903 and 2009 version are as drawn, except the 1903 version is reversed and it's not Pedobear, it's from the cartoon where President Theodore Roosevelt rescues a bear, and the 2009 image was probably drawn before 2009 and Kuma Chan is the bear. The 1928 is actually a variation on Mickey Mouse that was drawn by Walt Disney in that year, the 1954 is a variation of Felix the Cat drawn by Messmer in 1975 but imitating the earlier style, and the 1975 is a variation on the Hanna-Barbera character of Yogi Bear that may have been drawn earlier. The 2009 version is as drawn probably a few years before 2009." DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:31, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. Showing the evolution of one character to another while mixing in Mickey Mouse, Felix the Cat, and Yogi Bear. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:31, April 7, 2015 (UTC) For. Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:39, April 8, 2015 (UTC) Been a liked image of mine for ages. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:27, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. For some reason, I just don't guess this. I don't think it's funny. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:44, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
Comments	Sorry just to clarify, is this Uncyclopedia's own original image? Thanks. Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:50, April 7, 2015 (UTC) Yes. Why specifically made this for my uncyclopedia article Pedobear. :) The bear on the far left and right are not his, but the three in the middle are. He looked at images of Mickey, Felix, and Yogi and created new images based on them to make it look like the evolution of Pedobear. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:09, April 7, 2015 (UTC)

Nigella Isn't Working.jpg (history, logs)

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A cartoon resembling the famous 'Labour Isn't Working' Saatchi brothers' poster, drawn and photographed by me. Making fun of how Charles Saatchi manipulated court and public opinion when he was divorcing his wife Nigella Lawson--similar to how his negative propaganda for the Tories works/worked. Image credit: --Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:44, May 31, 2014 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1 line(s) of cocaine
Nomination:	Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	I am nominating my own image here: a cartoon I drew (perhaps a little less sophisticated than all the fancy computer-photoshop stuff--Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC) After the explanation, I see the joke very well and find it funny. I am afraid that many others won't understand, so I think it needs an explanation in the caption, which will be displayed on the main page if the image is featured, and a funny one, if possible. But I still like it. Anton (talk) 15:47, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. Not funny Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) 19:30, June 25, 2014 (UTC)
Comments	I would vote by I know little about the case. Is the picture of a hoover sucking up dust and why is that relevant to Nigela? Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, June 14, 2014 (UTC) It's supposed to be a straw sucking up a line of cocaine, which Nigella was supposedly addicted to.--|(get dtf) 15:24, June 22, 2014 (UTC)

PsychoFurniture.jpg (history, logs)

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Even though in the 20th century activists managed to abolish the price-based segregation, the cases of discrimination against cheap furniture are still frequent, and the consequences are harmful for both the victims and the offenders. Image credit: ScottPat Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0 killer beds
Nomination:	Anton (talk) 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. Great! One of ScottPat's best images. Anton (talk) 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC) For. Flying beds! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:41, April 29, 2014 (UTC) For Hahahaha Ratbert (talk) 20:38, 12 June 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. Not bad, but it doesn't seem that funny to me. Sort of look likes an SAT Study Book--Uncycloperson (talk) 03:04, March 14, 2015 (UTC) Against. I am honoured by the nomination however this image does not work alone. It only works in the context of my UnNews story. Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:13, April 4, 2015 (UTC) Against. Not bad, but as above says, it doesn't work alone. -LoudAbruption (talk) 21:50, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
Comments	The beds are colored but the rest of the picture is black and white. That seems wrong. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 19:31 4 November 2014