Uncyclopedia:VFP/Class B

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Images in Class B will appear on the main page 31% of the time.




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Bass player.JPG

Bass player.JPG - 18 total votes ( 24 / 6 )
Bass player.JPG

Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes.

Image credit: Col.swordman


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American goths.jpg

American goths.jpg - 17 total votes ( 18 / 1 )
American goths.jpg

Unfortunately, despite traditional farmers' resilience across the ages, the "American Gothic" lifestyle just isn't what it used to be.

Image credit: Splaka


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Ahmadinejad-jihad-my-ride.jpg

Ahmadinejad-jihad-my-ride.jpg - 18.5 A Splosions ( 21.5 / 3 )
Ahmadinejad-jihad-my-ride.jpg

Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb".

Image credit: RadicalX


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9-11.png

9-11.png - 18 total votes ( 22 / 4 )
9-11.png

9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need fat. In a bun.

Image credit: FreeMorpheme


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1up.jpg

1up.jpg - 19 up ( 25 / 6 )
1up.jpg

Quenching the thirst of millions of plumbers across the nation, it's the ultimate soda.

Image credit: CartoonDiablo


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100AcreSuspects.jpg

100AcreSuspects.jpg - 17 Jars of Honey ( 19 / 2 )
100AcreSuspects.jpg

"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Image credit: Mhaille


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Fifa2010 logo.png

Fifa2010 logo.png - 19 bullets in a soccer player ( 19 / 0 )
Fifa2010 logo.png

The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport...

Image credit: Sonje


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Pigletmugshot.jpg

Pigletmugshot.jpg - 17 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial ( 19 / 2 )
Pigletmugshot.jpg

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

Image credit: Modusoperandi


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Badnewssoup.jpg

Badnewssoup.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32 / 12.5 )
Badnewssoup.jpg

Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

Image credit: Doug


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MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin.jpg

MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin.jpg - 17 Angelic Monkeys ( 20 / 3 )
MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin.jpg

St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

Image credit: Isra1337


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Mao Zedong portrait.jpg

Mao Zedong portrait.jpg - 15 300x1.jpg ( 15 / 0 )
Mao Zedong portrait.jpg

Chairman Meow

Image credit: Socky


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Godpissed.png

Godpissed.png - 16 Holes In The Ocean ( 26 / 10 )
Godpissed.png

God is pissed.

Image credit: Tripod2282


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Jarhead3.jpg

Jarhead3.jpg - 15 pushups ( 23 / 8 )
Jarhead3.jpg

A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps.

Image credit: One-eyed_Jack


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U2-down-and-out.jpg

U2-down-and-out.jpg - 19 total votes ( 23 / 4 )
U2-down-and-out.jpg

During the late 1990s, the band U2 fell on hard times.

Image credit: RadicalX


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UKLanding01.jpg

UKLanding01.jpg - 15 British Moon Landings ( 21 / 6 )
UKLanding01.jpg

This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear.

Image credit: Mhaille


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Pro sack race.jpg

Pro sack race.jpg - 17 men in large sacks ( 18 / 1 )
Pro sack race.jpg

After tiring of bourgeois racing events such as MotoGP and Formula One, Valentino Rossi enters the competitive world of Potato Sack Racing

Image credit: Sonje


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Vaderguild.jpg

Vaderguild.jpg - 19 tiny rebels, 10 tiny toes ( 19 / 0 )
Vaderguild.jpg

Never underestimate the power of the dwarf.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


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SavingPrivateElmo.jpg

SavingPrivateElmo.jpg - 16 muppets ( 18 / 2 )
SavingPrivateElmo.jpg

This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one.

Image credit: Sonje

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Michael and the children.jpg

Michael and the children.jpg - 15 total votes ( 17 / 2 )
Michael and the children.jpg

Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him.

Image credit: Sonje


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Jeanpool1.png

Jeanpool1.png - 19 pools of jeans. Geddit? ( 19 / 0 )
Jeanpool1.png

Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86.

Image credit: RadicalX


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ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg

ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg - 18 total votes ( 32 / 14 )
ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg

Gosh, Wikipedia is starting to get a little too big...

Image credit: DaMenace


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Wordprocessor.png

Wordprocessor.png - 16 total votes ( 26 / 10 )
Wordprocessor.png

The Microsoft Word Processor is good for the office and the kitchen! It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of $39.99!

Image credit: Tripod2282


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IWinAd.png

IWinAd.png - 18.5 justifiable homicides ( 30.5 / 12 )
IWinAd.png

Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun.

Image credit: Llama-Llover


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GTA-VC-cover.jpg

GTA-VC-cover.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 26.5 / 7 )
GTA-VC-cover.jpg

The cover of Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City, in stores soon.

Image credit: RadicalX


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SexualPredator.jpg

SexualPredator.jpg - 19 Fellatio-related accidents ( 24 / 5 )
SexualPredator.jpg

"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men.

Image credit: Mhaille


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SistineGraffiti.png

SistineGraffiti.png - 17 total votes ( 17 / 0 )
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A great disturbance was recorded in the historical community today when what appeared to be a preliminary version of the Michelangelan Fresco that decorates the Sistine Chapel was found spraypainted on a remote alleyway in Rome. Notable historians whatsisname and thatguy said it was due to Michelangelo's intense desire to be accepted into the Renaissance art movement, which they say "required a fair amount of street cred."

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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GuitarStatue.png

GuitarStatue.png - 16.5 Stone Cold Divinities of Rock ( 18.5 / 2 )
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Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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MonoLisa.jpg

MonoLisa.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32.5 / 13 )
MonoLisa.jpg

DaVinci's Hewlett-Packard printer was to be the undoing of his most famous work, resulting in what art scholars have termed the "Mono Lisa."
Hewlett Packard were unavailable for comment as the CEO was busy discussing a merger with Ferrari to create the world's first petrol powered printer.
DaVinci is said to be in a closed door meeting with Dan Brown to discuss the implications of this event.

Image credit: Nonymous


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Cool-wilde.jpg

Cool-wilde.jpg - 15 total votes ( 18 / 3 )
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Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room (also called purgatory). It is believed that he waits there to this day.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Potatochopcs.jpg

Potatochopcs.jpg - 19 total votes ( 24 / 5 )
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Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software.

Image credit: Mhaille


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ChickenboxDeepFryer.png

ChickenboxDeepFryer.png - 18 Foul tasting fowl ( 21 / 3 )
ChickenboxDeepFryer.png

And they said it couldn't be done.

Image credit: Tom mayfair


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Vadersegway2.jpg

Vadersegway2.jpg - 16.5 products placed ( 23.5 / 7 )
Vadersegway2.jpg

Darth Vader was the only spawn of Qui-Gon-Jinn, a legendary intergalactic televangelist who made millions on the planet Naboo curing toasters of inflammation. During his reign as King of Iceland, Darth Vader often took time off to endorse a variety of things, including the Segway.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Zoloft-seppuku.jpg

Zoloft-seppuku.jpg - 16 total votes ( 22 / 6 )
Zoloft-seppuku.jpg

Though Zoloft has been very successful in its ad for fighting depression on American television, it's had difficulty adapting its campaign for Japan.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Nojesus.jpg

Nojesus.jpg - 16 total votes ( 25 / 9 )
Nojesus.jpg

Something seems to be missing, but everyone is too stoned to care.

Image credit: Volte


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Turkeyflag.gif

Turkeyflag.gif - 16 total votes ( 25 / 9 )
Turkeyflag.gif

The flag of Turkey, as it has appeared since 1844.

Image credit: Sinspawn


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Sophia-Magritte.jpg

Sophia-Magritte.jpg - 16 votes that don't exist ( 19 / 3 )
Sophia-Magritte.jpg

This is NOT a potato. René Magritte's homage to Uncyclopedia. It could be a chipolata, actually; it's not a great painting either way.

Image credit: Sannse


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Uncyclopedios.jpg

Uncyclopedios.jpg - 17 Choking Kids ( 21 / 4 )
Uncyclopedios.jpg

"The cereal where you eat the box!"

Image credit: InfiniteMonkey


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Cardboardmini.jpg

Cardboardmini.jpg - 15 total votes ( 16 / 1 )
Cardboardmini.jpg

It is evident that the car has come a long way since its original cardboard chassis design.

Image credit: Hindleyite


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Laketiticaca1.jpg

Laketiticaca1.jpg - 18.5 total votes ( 25.5 / 7 )
Laketiticaca1.jpg

Bolivian signpost featuring the latest language symbolism to aid foreign visitors.

Image credit: Mhaille


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IndyWrappedmm.jpg

IndyWrappedmm.jpg - 19 total votes ( 26 / 7 )
IndyWrappedmm.jpg

NEW! Individual wrappings prevent Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Image credit: MoneySign


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MP Truman2.jpg

MP Truman2.jpg - 15 total votes ( 23 / 8 )
MP Truman2.jpg

August 6, 1945: After being given superpowers by the Manhattan Project, Harry S. Truman, the Truman Torch, personally drops the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, signalling the beginning of the end of World War II. Truman's flight was the culmination of the Manhattan Project, a sustained secret project by the United States military to develop superpowers in order to resurrect the American Justice Coalition. Because superhero technology was so valuable, the project was disguised as an effort to create a nuclear bomb, a deception that was so complete that the nuclear bomb was also developed. Subsequently, all American presidents have been endowed with superpowers and occasionally fight together as the New American Justice Coalition.

Image credit: Isra1337


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Bermuda.gif

Bermuda.gif - 17 total votes ( 29 / 12 )
Bermuda.gif

The Bermuda Triangle strikes again!

Image credit: The Hedgehog