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Nologo.jpg

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The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video!

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Tony blair pimp.JPG - -2 total votes ( 2 / 4 )
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To stand out or to be retarded? Tony blair is an unfashionable block head bling brain who makes mismatched politics a fashion. He has his visions set, as he happily cuts parts out of magazines, but will it be enough to save his political career? He'd better see his stylist - it's no good trying everything! Heil Hitler?

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The Seventh Seal.png - -1 total votes ( 4 / 5 )
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The English poster of the 1958 film

Image credit: --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)



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Vlad Tepes Ridiculous.jpg

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Vlad the Ridiculous, a rare oil painting

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Dexter bird.jpg

Dexter bird.jpg - 1 total votes ( 6 / 5 )
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F U.
Sincerely, Dexter111344

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Adventuretime.png - 8 total votes ( 9 / 1 )
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Expedition Time!

Come on, grab your guides
We'll go to very distant lands
With Lewis the Governor and Clark the veteran
The fun will never end, it's Expedition Time!

Image credit: Nikau (talk)



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Funny image puss.png - -1 Pussies in boots ( 2 / 3 )
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Pussy in boots take it all the way

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WildeTablets.png - 12 total votes ( 16 / 4 )
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Exodus 32:

15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

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In addition to to its military applications, napalm can also be used to cover up underage nudity.

Image credit: user:Unununium



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Ws Windows Sucks 1600x1200.jpg

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Windows sucks more, and that's guarenteed.

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Penisbaron.jpg

Penisbaron.jpg - -2 total votes ( 1 / 3 )
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The triumphant return of Penisman! Saving Internets around the globe from squeamishness and censored cocks!

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UglyAmerican.jpg

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An American having some fun after a hard day of sleeping.

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MosesPurple.jpg

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Often considered "the purplest-wearing slave you ever did see." Uncle Tom "Moses" Purple is famous for his work picking Sen. John Calhoun's cotton as well as his purplicity

Image credit: Jdlrando



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Lincoln-mic.jpg - 1 people with derringers ( 3 / 2 )
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Abraham Lincoln sings the Gettysburg Address

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MythBustingMasturbation.jpg

MythBustingMasturbation.jpg - 4.5 total votes ( 5.5 / 1 )
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"Go on, measure it!"

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Stalin Jamming.gif

Stalin Jamming.gif - 2 total votes ( 3 / 1 )
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Fun Fact: Joseph Stalin Spent 80% of life listening to Justin Bieber.

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Arab air mail ink stamp on Twin Towers stamp.

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Cthulhu-elections.gif

Cthulhu-elections.gif - -1 people have mollusks for heads ( 1 / 2 )
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Why vote for a lesser evil?

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Bonnieheart.png - 3 total votes ( 4 / 1 )
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The DVD cover of Bonnieheart, the sequel to Braveheart which covered the life of Bonnie Prince Charlie.

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BibleWarningLabel.jpg

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Warning label on Bible

Label reads: WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.
CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.
EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to, fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

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Newsbite.jpg

Newsbite.jpg - -5 self-effacing journalists ( 0 / 5 )
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Actually, these guys are quite good at journalism, so maybe they shouldn't be so condemnatory of their own skills.

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Newsbite.jpg

Newsbite.jpg - -5 self-effacing journalists ( 0 / 5 )
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Actually, these guys are quite good at journalism, so maybe they shouldn't be so condemnatory of their own skills.

Image credit: A Scottish council newsletter