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Penis de milo.jpg

Penis de milo.jpg - 9.5 total votes ( 19.5 / 10 )
Penis de milo.jpg

The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Armed monkeys.jpg

Armed monkeys.jpg - 5 total votes ( 26 / 21 )
Armed monkeys.jpg

The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

Image credit: Sunsneezer


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28gayslater.png

28gayslater.png - 9 total votes ( 9 / 0 )
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28 Gays Later is a post-apocalyptic horror/shocker film released in 2008. It has become a cult film in the city of San Francisco, as much of its imagery and drama hit home with many fans describing it as the most hoboerotic experience since Top Gun. The film's sequel, 28 Twinks Later, proved to be a box office disappointment.

Image credit: Sonje


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Tide Pods Candy.JPG

Tide Pods Candy.JPG - 6 total votes ( 6 / 0 )
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Image credit: Insert image credits here


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BSoD box art.png

BSoD box art.png - 6 total votes ( 6 / 0 )
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Image credit: Uyabba


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GalleryofWTF.png

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The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world.

Image credit: 90s Kid21


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CheckpointCharlieSign.png

CheckpointCharlieSign.png - 5 fugitive(s) ( 5 / 0 )
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Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it.

Image credit: ScottPat


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LandoftheJews.png

LandoftheJews.png - 5 total votes ( 5 / 0 )
LandoftheJews.png

Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead.

Image credit: RabbiTechno


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TheLuffahwaffe.png

TheLuffahwaffe.png - 7 total votes ( 8 / 1 )
TheLuffahwaffe.png

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya


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Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg

Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg - 8 cups of brown muck ( 12 / 4 )
Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg

The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


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Building rectangle animation 250px looped.gif

Building rectangle animation 250px looped.gif - 9 total votes ( 12 / 3 )
Building rectangle animation 250px looped.gif

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio


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Cat toast.JPG

Cat toast.JPG - 9 buttered felines ( 12 / 3 )
Cat toast.JPG

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

Image credit: Xenonex


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Vague.png

Vague.png - 9 whatsits ( 14 / 5 )
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It's the Magazine for People™!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever


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MehHarmonyAd.jpg

MehHarmonyAd.jpg - 8 total votes ( 18 / 10 )
MehHarmonyAd.jpg

For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men.

Image credit: Llama-Llover


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GreatWaveOffFukushima.png

GreatWaveOffFukushima.png - 9 blow(s) by friendly tentacle monster and Mecha Kitty to vestiges of Imperial pride and common Japanese decency ( 10 / 1 )
GreatWaveOffFukushima.png

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.

The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823,1930,2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai.

The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi".

Image credit: MeepStarLives


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Ball pool.jpg

Ball pool.jpg - 9 Toys for George Bush ( 18 / 9 )
Ball pool.jpg

George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House.

Image credit: Strange but untrue


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Uncyclopediawurst.jpg

Uncyclopediawurst.jpg - 9.5 Sauerkraut Garni ( 12.5 / 3 )
Uncyclopediawurst.jpg

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

Image credit: Mhaille


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Grandmarshall.jpg

Grandmarshall.jpg - 9 people gone deaf ( 14 / 5 )
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In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra."

Image credit: Mhaille


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LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif

LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )
LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif

Too... Many... In-Jokes...

Image credit: Smiddle


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Targetsoldier.jpg

Targetsoldier.jpg - 9 total votes ( 11 / 2 )
Targetsoldier.jpg

“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.”

~ Ronald Reagan

Image credit: Seeker


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Hookheadedman.png

Hookheadedman.png - 9 pointless b-grade movie villians ( 14 / 5 )
Hookheadedman.png

The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat


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TRNK2.jpg

TRNK2.jpg - 9.5 dead ends ( 18.5 / 9 )
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Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

Image credit: Gneomi


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Furry cabinet.jpg

Furry cabinet.jpg - 9.5 total votes ( 21 / 11.5 )
Furry cabinet.jpg

George Bush meets with his cabinet to discuss the new law thingy about cruelty to animals.

Image credit: Rei


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Connect-the-dots.jpg

Connect-the-dots.jpg - 9 total votes ( 21 / 12 )
Connect-the-dots.jpg

A state planning committee map of Connecticut.

Image credit: RadicalX


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SkywalkerAura.png

SkywalkerAura.png - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 )
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In an attempt to popularize their product, Right GuardTM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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ZombiebaronPanda.png

ZombiebaronPanda.png - 8 brains eaten ( 14 / 6 )
ZombiebaronPanda.png

"The panda posing for a picture with me moments before I ate his brain."

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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Paris surrenders.jpg

Paris surrenders.jpg - 8 stupid Frenchies ( 15 / 7 )
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"We must make the flag as big as a cloud or the Krauts may not see it!"

Image credit: Sog1970


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Mohammedlickingsausage.jpg

Mohammedlickingsausage.jpg - 6 total votes ( 19 / 13 )
Mohammedlickingsausage.jpg

The Prophet Mohammed, peace and blessings be upon him, taking a break from the hard work of revealing the final ultimate Revelation of Allah to all the world to enjoy a refreshing meaty snack. Notice how he is enjoying the sensual feeling of that salty tip on his tongue before he swallows it deep into his throat.

Image credit: Socky


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cob.png

cob.png - 9.5 Beauties Called ( 17.5 / 8 )
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Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins?

Image credit: StevenCho and ActiVision


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Gandhi first blood 1.jpg

Gandhi first blood 1.jpg - 9 Pissed Off Pacifists ( 12 / 3 )
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M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family.

Image credit: Mhaille


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Grue chicago.JPG

Grue chicago.JPG - 7 radioactively mutated grues ( 17 / 10 )
Grue chicago.JPG

"Honey, have you noticed how high our life insurance rates are these days?"

Image credit: Flumpa


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WMDSearchsm.jpg

WMDSearchsm.jpg - 9 total votes ( 22 / 13 )
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Thank you, George! But you must still look in 7 more countries to find nuclear weapons!

Image credit: User:Citation-Seer


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Penguinbrothers.jpg

Penguinbrothers.jpg - 8 Penguins ( 15 / 7 )
Penguinbrothers.jpg

The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers.

Image credit: Hindleyite


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Un-vfd.jpg

Un-vfd.jpg - 6 2005cruft articles ( 19 / 13 )
Un-vfd.jpg

Takin' out the trash...

Image credit: UNKNOWNFILE


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Kaleidoscoperifle.PNG

Kaleidoscoperifle.PNG - 7 total votes ( 9 / 2 )
Kaleidoscoperifle.PNG

Distracted by the dizzying array of colours, your opponent is unable to aim her weapon.

Image credit: Nachahchahhlalalalderdslererrrrrrrrrrr rr


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BFyoungfacedboobs.png

BFyoungfacedboobs.png - 8 hungry little buggers whoring their images on IRC ( 25 / 17 )
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Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

Image credit: MoneySign


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Sumo wrestling.jpg

Sumo wrestling.jpg - 5 low blows ( 17 / 12 )
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A Sumo wrestler dealing his opponent the finishing blow.

Image credit: Okochama


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LongNeckKiller.png

LongNeckKiller.png - 5 giraffes running you the fuck down ( 26 / 21 )
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This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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Fox news.png

Fox news.png - 8 canids ( 11 / 3 )
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Fox News: Your number one news source for all things foxy.

Image credit: Olipro's idea, Lyrithya's implementation


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Osbanj2.jpg

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Conspiracy advocates have accused the FBI of tampering with this famous Lee Harvey Oswald "backyard photo."

Image credit: Tshell


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I burning your dog real.jpg

I burning your dog real.jpg - 9 hot dogs ( 12 / 3 )
I burning your dog real.jpg

This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further.

Image credit: Necropaxx


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Moneytree.jpg

Moneytree.jpg - 9 votes growing on trees ( 11 / 2 )
Moneytree.jpg

This "holiday" "season", instead of spending "your" money on "gifts", why not just "ductape" it to a tree, in the "forest", give your "family" a map, and hope they all "freeze to death"?

Image credit: Hindleyite


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TomHanksProskater4.jpg

TomHanksProskater4.jpg - 7.5 Boxes of Chocolates ( 15 / 7.5 )
TomHanksProskater4.jpg

Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia.

Image credit: Mhaille


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HalloweenCrossBurning.png

HalloweenCrossBurning.png - 9 racist trick-or-treaters ( 12 / 3 )
HalloweenCrossBurning.png

The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family!

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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Bordeaux.jpg

Bordeaux.jpg - 7 vengeful gastropods ( 13 / 6 )
Bordeaux.jpg

Yet another instance of the deplorable, ferocious blood feud between the French and their mortal enemies.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn


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Sockpup1.jpg

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The Official Wikipedia Uncyclopedia Sock Puppet

Image credit: Whywhywhy


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Mermaid Clothes.jpg

Mermaid Clothes.jpg - 8 pieces of clothing out to dry... Underwater. ( 10 / 2 )
Mermaid Clothes.jpg

"Mommy, why don't Mermaids wear clothes?" - "Seriously Johnny, think about it..."

Image credit: RAHB


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Not Pink Elephants.png

Not Pink Elephants.png - 7 Pink Elephants ( 20 / 13 )
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One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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ParisStilton.png

ParisStilton.png - 8 Skanky French Foot Cheeses ( 12 / 4 )
ParisStilton.png

Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French...

Image credit: Zombiebaron


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Formbygrill.jpg

Formbygrill.jpg - 7 Lancashire Low-Fat Fry-Ups ( 13 / 6 )
Formbygrill.jpg

Hee hee....turned out shite again? Try the George Formby Mean Lean on a Lamppost Grilling Machine, put a little ukulele in YOUR hand.

Image credit: Hindleyite


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NormanWisdom.jpg

NormanWisdom.jpg - 9 Anglo-Norman Clowns ( 13 / 4 )
NormanWisdom.jpg

Sir Norman du Pitkin, Clown Prince of Albania was at the forefront of the philisophical teachings following the Norman Invasion.

Image credit: Mhaille


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Jesusroadsign evil.JPG

Jesusroadsign evil.JPG - 9 misguided sheep ( 19 / 10 )
Jesusroadsign evil.JPG

Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock.

Image credit: Rei


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Caesar-crossing.png

Caesar-crossing.png - 9.5 invaders ( 17.5 / 8 )
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Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Fantanatics3.jpg

Fantanatics3.jpg - 8 total votes ( 15 / 7 )
Fantanatics3.jpg

Say kids, is that Jihad thirsty work or what? Get some refreshment with a Fantanatic!

Image credit: Hindleyite


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Whoop ass.jpg

Whoop ass.jpg - 8 total votes ( 21 / 13 )
Whoop ass.jpg

Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal. A single barrel could wipe out the entirety of Cuba. Distributed by Chuck Norris on a regular basis.

Image credit: Splaka


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Terrorgun.jpg

Terrorgun.jpg - 9 total votes ( 13.5 / 4.5 )
Terrorgun.jpg

The War Against Terror (TWAT) was fought with whatever tools the combatants could fashion themselves. The hockeyzooka, a weapon used by terrorist footsoldiers in the 9/11 attacks, proved devastatingly effective against the government's more ungainly thermonuclear warheads.

Image credit: Machinecurse