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LandoftheJews.png

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Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead.

Image credit: RabbiTechno


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GalleryofWTF.png

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The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world.

Image credit: 90s Kid21


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CheckpointCharlieSign.png

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Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it.

Image credit: ScottPat


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BSoD box art.png

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Image credit: Uyabba


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Crop circles.jpg

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I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn


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Tide Pods Candy.JPG

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Tide Pods Candy.JPG

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Image credit: Insert image credits here


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Psycho.jpg

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Psycho.jpg

Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

Image credit: Bonjo Nelson


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Grue crossing.jpg

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The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn


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Satan-job.jpg

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Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you?

Image credit: RadicalX


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Helloapocalypse.jpg

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Helloapocalypse.jpg

"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

Image credit: Modusoperandi


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Leonardo.jpg

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Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

Image credit: Rei


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Admin-pms.png

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The pill for what ails our administrators.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Mickey Pill.jpg

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Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.

Image credit: Rcmurphy


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Errors.png

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Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here.

Image credit: Guest


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Backofhead.png

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Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


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FoxSpoof.jpg

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In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

Image credit: Kharpert


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Trojan horse.png

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Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!".

Image credit: sannse


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WikiSphere.jpg

WikiSphere.jpg - 20 total votes ( 20 / 0 )
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Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand.

Image credit: SunnyChow


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Mavis Beacon.jpg

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A powerful tool for stereotype reassignment.

Image credit: Rcmurphy


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Cool-wilde.jpg

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Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room (also called purgatory). It is believed that he waits there to this day.

Image credit: RadicalX


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CthulhuReadyForHoliday.jpg

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CthulhuReadyForHoliday.jpg

"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus."

Image credit: Some user


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Chainsawcharge.jpg

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Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

Image credit: Asahatter


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Ctfo.jpg

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Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Imperialism2.jpg

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Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

Image credit: Thetoastman


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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah


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Canadian Soldiers.jpg

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Canadian Soldiers.jpg

In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley.

Image credit: NewMess1ah


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Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG

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If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.

Image credit: Bezdomniy


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Hand grenade.jpg

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The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.

Image credit: Mosquitopsu


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MrT-stained-glass.jpg

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MrT-stained-glass.jpg

Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

Image credit: RadicalX


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Aoushot1.jpg

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A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

Image credit: Hindleyite