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LandoftheJews.png
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 Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead. Image credit: RabbiTechno |
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Uyabba |
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 The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world. Image credit: 90s Kid21 |
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CheckpointCharlieSign.png
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 Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it. Image credit: ScottPat |
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Psycho.jpg
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 Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating. Image credit: Bonjo Nelson |
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 I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time... Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Tide Pods Candy.JPG
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here |
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 Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you? Image credit: RadicalX |
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 The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Mickey Pill.jpg
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 Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers. Image credit: Rcmurphy |
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Helloapocalypse.jpg
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 "Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?" Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Leonardo.jpg
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 Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy. Image credit: Rei |
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 The pill for what ails our administrators. Image credit: RadicalX |
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 If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing. Image credit: Bezdomniy |
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Hand grenade.jpg
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 The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you. Image credit: Mosquitopsu |
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MrT-stained-glass.jpg
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 Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world. Image credit: RadicalX |
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 A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket. Image credit: Hindleyite |
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Pontius pilot.JPG
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 The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you. Image credit: Savethemooses |
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Gi-jew-movie.jpg
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 GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real. Image credit: RadicalX |
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TsarwarsIV.jpg
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 Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope Image credit: Sannse |
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Lance brick.jpg
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 When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century. Image credit: Sunsneezer |
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LegoAssassination2.png
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 The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay. Image credit: Sliferjam |
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Falstropskittenhuffing.jpg
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 Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop. Image credit: Sannse |
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 By popular demand, the National Pet Association has released a new guide for the best household chemicals to use for exploding your dog. Caveat Canem, indeed. Image credit: MoneySign |
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Ahmadinejad-jihad-my-ride.jpg
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 Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb". Image credit: RadicalX |
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 Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you! Image credit: Olipro |
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 Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here. Image credit: Guest |
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Backofhead.png
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 Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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 In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market. Image credit: Kharpert |
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 Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand. Image credit: SunnyChow |