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Procopius
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Snopes, Dark Ages, Battle of Gettysburg, UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic, HowTo:Write A Cover Letter, Hays Code, Washington and Lafayette, Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, Political advertising, New Hampshire Merchant Cat, Third Epistle to the Thessalonians, Blackbeard Catering Company, Erraticus, Mae Zedong, Edward the Gibbon, Misquoting Jesus, Defender of the Clown, Democrazy, UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed, Assassins from the future, Joe Namath, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining)