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Grand Opening[edit]
After 6 months of beta testing under my userpage, and a nudge from Hindleyite, I figured time was due to release this project. The Conan pic is temporary (and a huge load time). If someone else has ideas for a permanent logo, I'd appreciate your submissions here. ~ T. (talk) 16:17, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
- The Conan pic is strangely fitting, though I'm not sure why. Also, vote for Googlewhack now! -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- You whore! -- Hindleyite Converse 21:15, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
- I don't think I see YOUR name next to a vote for my article..... <Mhaille fixes Hindleyite with his best Paddington stare> -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- <Hindleyite steals Mhaille's marmalade sandwiches> -- Hindleyite Converse 21:21, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
- Marmalade? Blech. What are you, a hundred? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
- <Hindleyite steals Mhaille's marmalade sandwiches> -- Hindleyite Converse 21:21, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
- All this recent talk about whoring got me thinking I should pull out my really long signature again. Temporarily. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 21:28, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
- I don't think I see YOUR name next to a vote for my article..... <Mhaille fixes Hindleyite with his best Paddington stare> -- Sir Mhaille
- You whore! -- Hindleyite Converse 21:15, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
COUGH! DUSTY! Four years to the minute since anyone posted here. Aleister 21:44 20 11 MMX
- DONTLETTHEDOORCLOSE! ... Good one. Now we're both stuck here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:14, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
- I think the timer is set for 2014. I see you've eaten most of Tom Mayfair, although the mummified parts do maintain the nutrients when consumed as jerky. Aleister 00:41 21 11 MMX
- To be fair, he was always a little jerky. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
- You guys do realise the door is a push, not a pull, right? --UU - natter
07:31, Nov 21
- There's a door? Where? And don't tell me the thing I just walked through; no way was that a door. ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 07:34 (UTC)
- There's a door? Where? And don't tell me the thing I just walked through; no way was that a door. ~
- You guys do realise the door is a push, not a pull, right? --UU - natter
- To be fair, he was always a little jerky. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
- I think the timer is set for 2014. I see you've eaten most of Tom Mayfair, although the mummified parts do maintain the nutrients when consumed as jerky. Aleister 00:41 21 11 MMX
Don't forget[edit]
To re-add Dexter. --
(6 days until I get admins back and can do this myself)- It's only semi-protected. You can do it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:06 Mar 24, 2011
- Oops. --
- Lyrithia was all French and she was like "A war? Sacre Bleu, let's have a no-fly zone!" and I was all Russian and I was like "Fuck you!" and now I'm drunk.
- You're such a cute drunk.
05:24, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
05:13, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- Lyrithia was all French and she was like "A war? Sacre Bleu, let's have a no-fly zone!" and I was all Russian and I was like "Fuck you!" and now I'm drunk.
- Oops. --
~ 22:09, 25 March 2011
Also don't forget[edit]
To pick up a carton of milk at Brookshires. Thanks, sweetie *kiss* -- 05:15, Mar. 24, 2011