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Grand Opening[edit]

After 6 months of beta testing under my userpage, and a nudge from Hindleyite, I figured time was due to release this project. The Conan pic is temporary (and a huge load time). If someone else has ideas for a permanent logo, I'd appreciate your submissions here. ~ T. (talk) 16:17, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

The Conan pic is strangely fitting, though I'm not sure why. Also, vote for Googlewhack now! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
You whore! -- Hindleyite Converse 21:15, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
I don't think I see YOUR name next to a vote for my article..... <Mhaille fixes Hindleyite with his best Paddington stare> -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
<Hindleyite steals Mhaille's marmalade sandwiches> -- Hindleyite Converse 21:21, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
Marmalade? Blech. What are you, a hundred? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
All this recent talk about whoring got me thinking I should pull out my really long signature again. Temporarily. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 21:28, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
You make me sick. note my inability to whore my own articls, even the one on VFH. Damn, I was so close! Look what you guys have done... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
No! I will not be beaten at article whoring. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:35, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
I was told that they would be serving Chickenbox here. I don't see any. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:37, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
Stop it! This drama is tearing us apart! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

COUGH! DUSTY! Four years to the minute since anyone posted here. Aleister 21:44 20 11 MMX

DONTLETTHEDOORCLOSE! ... Good one. Now we're both stuck here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:14, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
I think the timer is set for 2014. I see you've eaten most of Tom Mayfair, although the mummified parts do maintain the nutrients when consumed as jerky. Aleister 00:41 21 11 MMX
To be fair, he was always a little jerky. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
You guys do realise the door is a push, not a pull, right? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 07:31, Nov 21
There's a door? Where? And don't tell me the thing I just walked through; no way was that a door. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 07:34 (UTC)

Don't forget[edit]

To re-add Dexter. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg (6 days until I get admins back and can do this myself)

It's only semi-protected. You can do it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:06 Mar 24, 2011
Oops. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:13, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Lyrithia was all French and she was like "A war? Sacre Bleu, let's have a no-fly zone!" and I was all Russian and I was like "Fuck you!" and now I'm drunk. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:24, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
You're such a cute drunk.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:09, 25 March 2011

Also don't forget[edit]

To pick up a carton of milk at Brookshires. Thanks, sweetie *kiss* -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:15, Mar. 24, 2011