A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.
Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.
Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.
A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.
See Blogging.
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Welcome to my site,
I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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On this day...
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November 30: Strange Mystical Powers Day
- 53 CE - Roman general Steralusis accidentally steps in world's biggest pile of shit and is made Roman God of phoesis.
- 1666 - After Jack the Ripper offends the Jews with his shitty jokes, they unleash the common cold onto London. Without the secret of chicken soup, thousands of gentiles die.
- 1670 - Finger Fuck Day is celebrated worldwide for the first time, after the discovery of male g-spot orgasm. Males all around the world comment, "Now we also know that we can get an orgasm through multiple ways. We're not feeling inferior to females anymore, and it's great!"
- 1825 - The world's first railway line opens between Stockton and Darlington, England. Rail commuters are left waiting for a train until 1849. British Rail blames scheduled trackwork and weather for the delay.
- 1950 - Ron Jeremy loses his virginity before he is born, and to another hedgehog, besides.
- 1984 - Big Brother finally assumes power. His assumption is that it is the power of levitation and he dies trying to fly out of the window of his 6th story one-room apartment in Brooklyn.
- 1998 - Bizarro, a confused being that randomly destroys stuff, accidentally stomps on an orphanage, thus beginning the 20-year Bizarrophan War.
- 1999 - The Artist Formerly Known as Prince but Currently Known as Wanker decides that he'd rather party like it was 1983.
- 2002 - The documentary Harry Potter and The Chamber Pot of Secrets airs on BBC2. Controversy reigns when it is claimed that a budgetary hole just appeared like magic. Tony Blair disbands the Ministry of Magic and replaces it with a new portfolio, The Ministry of Sound.
- 2005 - Cloud Strife, in a major change of disposition, does something.
- 2006 - Thousands wait outside of Walmart to buy Microsoft Vista. However, all are turned away when it is delayed for another 5 years.
- 2010 - Volkswagen officially gives away the rights to use their VW logo to support Vandalize Wikipedia Day. Volkswagen gets banned for a month and cries itself to sleep.
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!
Seriously, we love you.
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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.
Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!
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Uncyclopedia's sista projects
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Guide to Creating a Successful Website
- see main article: HowTo:Create a Website
There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".
Standard subject matter should include:
It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.
WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.
For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website
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