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Game:Zork
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| Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire | Score: 0 | Moves: 0 |
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C:\> zork_ ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright © June 22, 1979, 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Revision 69105 / Serial Number ∞.5 There is a leaflet on the floor.
Stolen.
Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e- The rest of the leaflet has been torn.
Eurg!!
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner. There is half a leaflet next to the Grue. If you want, you can also: | ||
See Also
External links
- The so-called "real" Zork, playable online
- Inactive Fiction
- More info about Zork
- Revisiting Old School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer
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