Game:Zork/Tech Support

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Thank you for calling Zork tech support.

You are probably calling for technical support. For technical support, press 1. For tech support, press 2. Para español oprima Ñ. For technical supports, press 3. For technique supports, press 4. For technological support, press 5. For technical supporters, press 6. Para español oprima 9. To hear these options again press 0. For SpædAssist (Europæn customers only), plæs press Æ. To win the game, press ∞. For AOEU supporters, press AOEU.


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