Game:Zork/Tech Support/0

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 Tech Support Problems solved: 0


Divide By Zero Loop Error

RAM Overload

ROM Overload

REM Overload

RUM Overload (in other words, the server's drunk)

System Terminating Abnormally

Nuclear Core Overheating

All Personnel Ordered To Evacuate

In other words...


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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