Game:Zork/Tech Support/0

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 Tech Support Problems solved: 0

Divide By Zero Loop Error

RAM Overload

ROM Overload

REM Overload

RUM Overload (in other words, the server's drunk)

System Terminating Abnormally

Nuclear Core Overheating

All Personnel Ordered To Evacuate

In other words...

*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***

Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):