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Zork Tech Support
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Divide By Zero Loop Error
RAM Overload
ROM Overload
REM Overload
RUM Overload (in other words, the server's drunk)
System Terminating Abnormally
Nuclear Core Overheating
All Personnel Ordered To Evacuate
In other words...
- *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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