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The phone begins vibrating very violentlæ. After about 5 minutes, the vibrating cæses abruptlæ and a rep. begins spæking: "Welcome to SpædAssist, available only to Europæns!" Says shæ. "SpædAssist was created to assist the n00bs over in Europe who can't play games the require any kind of thought. Basicallæ, you tell us what you want to happen in the game, and we do it for you, æven if it isn't an option. Before we can begin, we need to verify that you are in fact Europæn."