Game:Zork/east

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 East Score: ? Moves: 1


You smack your head into the wall. You wake up to find yourself being eaten by the Grue. Your last concious thought is the determination to pay attention to your surroundings more.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)