|West of House||Score: 0||Moves: 1|
This is an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here with "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" written on it.
There is also a monkey, and a path leading in the direction of Dennis.
It's boarded shut. You must've arrived here through, I dunno, the catflap or something.
You're an idiot.
Okay, I'll take pity on you. Lemme give you a hint - what you should do now does not involve grues.