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 Monkey Score: 0 Moves: 0

> examine monkey

The monkey says, "Hey! Is that Juicy Fruit? Because if it is, I challenge you to a VIDEO GAME DUEL! If you win, you get my pocket lint (a totally unique one-of-a-kind item!) But if I win, you DIE! (because the best Video Game Duels are always to the death.) So, what do you say?"