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Zork
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| Don't you monkey with the monkey
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Score: Fox the fox
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Moves: Rat on the rat
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> shock the monkey
You throw your pearls before the swine, make the monkey blind. You watch the monkey get hurt. Monkey.
However, something knocks you out the trees, and you are eaten by... Peter Gruebriel??? That's the worst pun ever. I quit.
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> RESTORE
> RESTART
> QUIT
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> hello?
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> wtf?
Oh, sorry, the other guy left. Creative differences. They just brought me in until they beg him to come back. I'm usually the fry cook around here.
> Fry cook?
We get hungry here, too. Now where were we?
> I shocked a monkey.
Oh, like that song. Hah. Then what happened?
> I got eaten.
Oh, I know what to do here.
*** You have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
> RESTORE
OK then!
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> Well, where are my save files?
I can't find them. The other guy had a difficult sorting system. Sorry.
> RESTART
Alright... where do you start again?
> The room with the Grue! Geez...
And that is... where?
> OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
> QUIT
C:\> delete zork.exe
C:\> a:
A:\> copy zork.exe c:\
1 file(s) copied
A:\> c:
C:\> zork
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