Game:Zork/fightmailbox

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 Fight Score: 0 Moves: 1


> fight mailbox


You fight the mailbox. The mailbox gets aggrivated and spits mail at you. You get a paper cut, fall over, and DIE HORRIBLY.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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