Game:Zork/fightmailbox

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 Fight Score: 0 Moves: 1


> fight mailbox


You fight the mailbox. The mailbox gets aggrivated and spits mail at you. You get a paper cut, fall over, and DIE HORRIBLY.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** Y hv dd ***


Wld y lk t strt vr, rstr svd pstn, r nd ths sssn f Zrk? (Typ RSTRT, RSTR, r QT)

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