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Game:Zork/leaflet

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 Leaflet Score: 0 Moves: 1


> examine leaflet

Which one? The grue is getting closer.
> the one on the floor

Ah.

It says,"eurgs and grues." The grue is 5 steps away.


> Smash Grue with that ambiguous iMac you got in the corner.

The grue eats it, and he eats you.

Seriously, what did you expect? It's a GRUE.


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